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Oh, you just cleaned all the dog hair off the couch? Here, let me stretch all the way out, roll around, and rub off as many teeny-tiny, little brown hairs as possible... Later, I'll go put nose prints all over the windows you just cleaned and drool on the floor you just mopped. Whew! Busy day for a dog!

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