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I would like to apologize to anyone I have not offended. Please be patient. I will get to you shortly.

Why yes, this explains everything.

I was dropped as a baby. into awesomeness & badassery

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sarcasm: the body's natural defense against stupid. I have some specific people I use only sarcasm with.

....try to be an "entering"...

Everyone brings JOY to this room. Some by entering. Some by leaving.


I am an acquired taste. Don[']t like me? Acquire some taste!

 Say what you mean; mean what you say.

Southern women know how to say what comes AFTER "no offense" without saying "no offense" first, so it's more of a surprise. MUCH more fun that way. (This is why I never say no offense)

I know the voices aren't real, but man do they come up with some great ideas.

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