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Funny Somewhat Topical Ecard: The Inner Monologue of a Pinner: 'I want to sew!' 'No, I want to workout.' 'Wait, is that a mason jar?' 'Oh f*ck it, now I want cake.

Lol...

When I win the lottery, all my pin boards become reality. Everything will be delicious, covered in glitter, made out of pallets, and look effing amazing. If only.

@Juliana Plugues Me always!

eCard: I'm going to let these pans soak. Otherwise known as, I don't feel like doing the dishes. This is so true and so me.

Funny Thanks Ecard: Thanks for pinning the top 5 tips to a flat belly followed by a recipe for a 5 layer chocolate cake.

Top 5 flat belly pins right before pinning recipe for 5 layer chocolate cake (or ANY dessert for that matter)!

I totally did in M.S.!

I was just telling my kids that we had to square dance in PE when I was in high school (Thank God we did that cuz I NEVER used that a day in my life after that).they were like, "what's square dancing?

When you're driving and realize you're lost, so you turn down the music like 'Shhh, Luke Bryan. I can't shake it for you right now, I'm lost'.

When you're driving and realize you're lost, so you turn down the music like 'Shhh, Luke Bryan. I can't shake it for you right now, I'm lost'. Not the lost part but the I can't shake it right now lol

Homemade with love. In other words, I licked the spoon and kept using it.

Homemade with love. In other words, I licked the spoon and kept using it. Lol but i'd never do that - i'd rather wash extra spoons for all the taste testing

Funny Confession Ecard: My shopping trips usually consist of me filling my cart up with stuff, and then slowly putting everything back.

Funny Confession Ecard: My shopping trips usually consist of me filling my cart up with stuff, and then slowly putting everything

SOOOO TRUE... and you know you are there too much when she doesn't even tell you what to take off... you just know the drill!

Why do you bother hiding your panties at the gyno's office? She's gonna be looking right up your hoo-hah. She can handle seeing your panties laying on the chair. lol doctor panties ladies funny humor - I know I tuck mine into my pants!

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