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And even then mine is pretty thin! Lol

Patience is what parents have when there are witnesses.it's also what teachers have when there are witnesses.


My Dream job

My dream job would be driving the karma bus! Beep beep, I'm coming through!

ohmygoodness, yes.

It is quotes like this who have my husband double guessing what I really mean, When I say "What?" I mean "What?" Maybe I'm not wired like most women, but I mean what I say and I say what I mean, the first time.

yup.. its like eye candy every time I visit though :)

Philips Pure White LED Twinkling Glitter String 42" Chirstmas Snowman Decoration

Why is this so true? #lol

Now ain't that the truth! Now ain't that the truth! Now ain't that the truth!

That awkward moment...

That awkward moment when you are not sure if you have free time or you're just forgetting everything! Oh, my goodness, this is my life. So true!


This is so me, just as my sister or my husband:)

not drunk

Eric should wear a sign like this when he drinks so when he says awesome, belligerent things there's an explanation ha

YES!!! This is me......You also? Ha Ha hA. Nice to know Im not alone. Ah! Much better. But gotta flip my pillow to the cold side!

leg back under the covers after the thought of somthing grabbing your foot from under the bed. repeat the process until sleep takes over :). So true!

It might be a little true...

Less stressful than war. If women ruled the world there would be no wars. Just a bunch of jealous countries not speaking to each other.


I hate voicemails. I don't have a voicemail box for this reason. Either text me or I'll see that you called and call back when I get a chance.

When I was a kid, I wanted to be older... This shit is not what I expected

Whan I at kid, I wanted be older. This shit is not What I expected, unexpected Whan I at kid wanted be older This shit is not What expected