quoted from http://surisburnbook.tumblr.com/ Look at me, becoming Blair Waldorf before your very eyes. (I even have a minion.) Sure, these are the MOMA steps, and there are cargo shorts and a trashcan a little too close to me for my taste, but I am a New Yorker now and can accept that these things happen. I feel like I’m growing.
Time for another edition of “What Lies Did They Make Up About Me Today?” The Daily News is reporting that Tom and I were involved in a high-speed chase with the paparazzi trailing us. This has been vastly overblown. Really, we were just sitting in a car while he sang the “Mission: Impossible” theme and “drummed” on the headrest. Insufferable.
Suri's Burn Book. Do it. "My body double showed up for work with white socks and black shoes, a coat that has Velcro, and a low-denomination bill. So I just decided to say screw it and wear a novelty hat. It couldn’t get worse at that point."