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Funny Thinking of You Ecard: It is impressive that you are flexible enough to have your foot in your mouth and your head up your ass all at the same time.

You can't put flowers in an asshole and call it a vase.

Don't make excuses for him. You can't put flowers in an asshole and call it a vase. Yep Steve is an asshole cheats on his live in girlfriend and talks bad about his ex wife.

I do think you are an idiot

Funny Friendship Ecard: Somewhere, somebody out there is thinking of you, and the tremendous impact you made on their life.I think youre an idiot.

i don't really know what's going on with you right now, but i'm pretty sure it has something to do with you being a fucking asshole.

Funny Confession Ecard: I don't really know what's going on with you right now but I'm pretty sure it has something to do with you being a fucking asshole.

I Pretend To Like People Everyday. It's Called Being An Adult And THAT Is Why We Are Allowed To Buy Alcohol. | Cry For Help Ecard

Since I work at a liquor store and deal with stupid, rude people all day, this is particularly relevant. "I pretend to like people everyday. It's called being an adult and THAT is why we are allowed to buy alcohol." Some eCards

Crappy day. Today should have had a warning label

Funny Reminders Ecard: Some days should come with a warning label: Today is going to suck, so bring alcohol. Yup,nuf said.

a to the men!.... Please don't judge me

Funny Confession Ecard: i believe in empathy. i am always willing to put myself in someone elses shoes. unless they are wearing crocs. then they can go fuck themselves.

Aww fuck

Most people have ah-hah moments. I have aww-fuck moments :P

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