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Pretty much sums up every morning I have to be at work. I quit paying attention to the time as soon as the thought 'I have 5min to be ready' crosses my mind as I stand naked with wet hair cursing myself for not remembering to do laundry the night before. - this quote is from the person before me, but it pretty much sums up my life.
Amber this is for you!! Early birthday present!! Ha
True story. My life.
Great gift for all the one's in my life that are always late... LOL...
Hahaha so true. I think this idea would make a great wall clock actually...
so funny. so true.
Wristwatch featuring a retro style and the words «Whatever, I` m late anyway ».
Brain before going to sleep: "Let's think about every mistake you've ever made, shall we?"
NOTHING has made me laugh this much! Thanks for this one Amanda!
Mom brought #Nutella!
Pretty sure roughly 1/3 of my life has been spent standing in the middle of the room wondering what I came in here for.
I know it's hard to believe that I'm right 98% of the time. The other 2% is when I have to solve math problems. | Confession Ecard | someecards.com
That moment of panic when your child is babbling and you're not really listening so you say 'Yeah' and they get excited and disappear. Oh dear.
This is almost too true to be funny....
Truth! Hahahaha Casey Jensen Heather Willoughby
Social skills fail... This happens to me all the time. When someone says, "Hello!" And then i say, "Good! Thank you!"... -facepalm-
Kate Spade watch... love the pink details!
"Do you ever hate someone so much but don't even have a valid reason"
watch that Becca Rawski would prob love due to all the dangles and blingage