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I just closed the bathroom door
every. single. time. The joys of being a mom :)
LVC people would know and understand this..I've never had doors held for me for more than 30 seconds anywhere but there.
haha! I have to make sure my daughter knows when I go because she has to be in there. Otherwise she freaks out and bangs on the door til I let her in! kids ...
Children seldom misquote you. In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn't have said.
I often walk a fine line between "super fun" mom and "kinda psychotic, maybe we should call the authorities" mom.
I didn't know why my child had a middle name until he entered toddlerhood...
I always knew I had superpowers...I just hoped they would be cooler!
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Funny Workplace Ecard: On Being a Stay at Home Mom: Half of the time I feel like I'm running an insane asylum...the other half I feel I belong in one.
Awkward Mom Moment #10003: Sneezing is more about crossing your legs tight than covering your mouth. | Family Ecard | someecards.com
Shopping with Kids is like trying to concentrate on 150 things at once while someone repeatedly beats you over the head with a plank of wood.
I'll love you forever, I'll like you for always, but if you continue to scream like that I'm going to act like I don't know you.