Today's housekeeping tip: Always keep several get well cards on the mantel. That way, if unexpected guests arrive, they'll think you've been sick and unable to clean.
So true. My christmas gift every year
This quote was under wisdom and it may be about wisdom but when I read it I thought is was funny. Not laugh out loud funny but interesting in a pondering funny way.
Fast Food Places Should Have A Third Window Where you can trade in the wrong stuff they gave you at the second window.
I'm always disappointed when a liar's pants don't catch on fire.
"Nobody puts Baby in a corner" . Dirty Dancing I would probably carry that everywhere and quote that movie I love that movie
For my front porch - Funny Signs: no soliciting, we are too broke to buy anything; we know who we are voting for; we have found Jesus; seriously, unless you are selling thin mints; please go away. Girl Scouts Welcome!
As I do more laundry, nudists seem less crazy. Put on a sign in the laundry room!
Nice Underwear Door mat Caitlyn for our future house lmao