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My life before Stoli was born. Now I wake up thinking, maybe I'll get to nap today. And Stoli laughs at me.
I wake up everyday planning to be productive and then a voice in my head says "Haha good one!" and we laugh and laugh and take a nap. http://melanysguydlines.com #humor #blogger #funny #quotes #memes
I wake up everyday planning to be productive and then a voice in my head says "Haha, good one!" and we laugh and laugh and take a nap. #funny
Made me laugh. Mine goes a little something like that. I wake up tired each day planning to be productive but wanting a nap so badly and then two little ones say, "Haha! That's a funny one. We won't nap at the same time so you can too." And then I never get a nap anymore but spend all day every day thinking about it.
Funny Quotes - Waking Up. SO TRUE!
This is how I feel about life
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funny quotes how am i supposed to make life choices when i still use my fingers to count and have to sing the alphabet
How am I supposed to make life choices when I still use my fingers to count and sing the whole alphabet to see what letter comes next? so funny!
funny quotes how am i supposed to make life choices when i still use my fingers to count and have to sing the alphabet!!! I totally do this.......I WANT MY MOMMY!!!HEHEHE
not that i do this or anything...no really, i just thought it was funny...
quotes that inspire make u think or burst out in giggles
OMG can't stop laughing!! SO TRUE!!
So true. Story of my life. 😂
Truth can make you laugh.
truth #funny quotes
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Douchebag is a strong word. More like evil, ha ha XD
YES. this sums up my love life 110%. #truestory
Truth, if only you came with a warning label!
YESSSSSSS YESSS YESSS TRUE FREAKIN STORY!!!!
haha ohh so many guys i could say this to
AHHA haha for times past. hahaha
I've thought this many times...
Douchebag! There are so many!
story of my life!
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this has happened before--on several occasions #girlfriends #friendships #funny #quotes
"I hate it when you're drunk," I mutter, shoving the phone between my shoulder and ear and slamming the dishwasher shut. I hear him laugh on the other end of the line. "That's funny because I love it!" I sigh too hard, only pulling the phone away from the shot of breath halfway through. "What was that about?" he asks. I smile. "Oh, I just love it when you're drunk," I say bitterly. I hear a chuckle. "I'm glad you've come to see the truth!" he laughs. I roll my eyes. "Just be quiet when you come
The awkward moment when people think you're drunk, and you're not. my life.
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Funny, this is the story of my life...
Story of my life... #humor
story of my life
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whoa, i thought i was the only one here! This is so true thought I was the only one thinking that!
I'm so glad I'm not the only one that has thought this.. Damn scary movies to blame!
sooo stinkin true! I thought i was the only person that feels this way!
I thought I was the only one that thsi applied toooo!!! HA! So true!!
True story.... I thought I was the only one...
Sooo true! I thought I was the only one!!
Everytime! Bust out laughing! So true!
relatable post, that feeling
I do this most of the time!!
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Truth. Don't leave me voicemails, just text what you were calling about or that I need to call you back. HATE voicemail.
So true. I would rather everyone leave me a text message. I hate voicemail messages.
So funny... I truly dislike checking voice mail. I'd rather check a text.
So true! This is why why they invented texting people!
True story!!!!!! LMAO can't stand that little thing!
Voicemail icon so true. i hate voicemails.
I hate that thing! Made me laugh!
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SO TRUE!!! I hate that thing!
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Getting up in the morning.....the only thing that doesnt get easier with time!
I could be a morning person... if morning happened around noon. Fact! :)
How about 1:30 ish? *g* I'm a real night owl.
Totally me! Night owl at its finest!
Waking up at noon...best thing ever!
Story of my life.
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funny diet quotes | Funny Dieting Quotes: I'm fat but I'm with personality sayings
The only reason I'm fat... So true.
keep'n things real...through humor
these "fat" sayings make me laugh
that's y i m fat.
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Ha, so true, though probably more like the ATTITUDE of a dude. And with that, guys either think you're cool as s***, or feel extremely threatened by it and don't know how to handle you. If they think you're cool though, they'll experience the most fun they ever had with a girl. My husband knows. lol
Been a tomboy my entire life. Love my life! I can do most things that guys can't. Like fighting wildland fires, working on diesels, vehicles, farm equipment. And I ride horses and shoot a gun like a boss!
No. I am a girl with the personality of a girl who likes books and science and science fiction and being alone and making things, and being logical. I'm a girl with the personality of a girl who hates shopping and doesn't care about makeup or chick flicks. You got a problem with that?
I'm basically a girl with a personality of a dude. ~ well not personality really, more like, mentality. I like nice things but you can keep all the pink glittery stuff.
So true!, This is often said of ENTJ women...among other terms.//Or any other girl with a Rational temperament because we're not expected to think logically.
Excuse you? I am a girl with a personality of ME Dudes don't have specific personalities, and this is one of the dumbest things I've seen in a while
"I'm basically a girl with a personality of a dude." My life exactly.
Someone once said, I am a dude with girl parts - same thing, right?
story of my life. to funny
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Pinsomnia - Inability to get enough sleep because @pinterest is bloody addicting Bwahaha. So true.
So true... ..Since I've been doing this for the last three hours and flooding my facebook page with goofy posts because I was laughing so hard I forgot to uncheck the "post to facebook" square, I'll shut down for now >;]
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Pinsomnia - Inability to get enough sleep because @pinterest is bloody addicting Bwahaha. So true. ( robin's egg blue is the color)
Pinsomnia - Inability to get enough sleep because @pinterest is bloody addicting!!! LMAO I'm still got to get to bed now. Funny But True!
Pinterest humor! For more hilarious jokes and pics visit www.bestfunnyjokes4u.com/lol-how-to-maintain-a-healthy-level-of-insanity/ hahaha #humor #funny #pinsomnia #onemoretime
TRUTH. Lol Pinsomnia - Inability to get enough sleep because @pinterest is bloody addicting!!!
I adore this print - it's on my Christmas list but if I don't get it, I'm going to buy it for myself!
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#ModernArt by Craig Damraurer. Thought we'd share before To See as Artists See: American Art from the Phillips Collection leaves the Frist Center May 6.
Every time I see modern art I say "I could do that!" and inevitably every time someone says "yeah, but you didn't"
Modern Art = I Could Do That + Yeah, But You Didn't.......by Craig Damrauer
The best response. Modern art = I could do that + Yeah, but you didn't
One of my fave quotes, this is actually on my fridge!
modern art = I could do that + yeah, but you didn't
Modern Art by Craig Damrauer Photo
My thoughts... on Modern Art
Modern art - LOL so true.
"After a while, you just want to be with the one that makes you laugh." - Mr. Big. SATC
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''After a while, you just want to be with the one that makes you laugh'' ~ Mr. Big~ you always made me laugh, i thought i always made you laugh too
after a while, you just want to be with the one that makes you laugh. mr. big, sex and the city. #sexandthecity #quote #inspiration #motivation
''After a while, you just want to be with the one that makes you laugh'' ~ Mr. Big sex in the city quote
my favorite Sex and the City quote!!! Mr. Big <3
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So true! (Mr. Big - Sex and the City)
Sex and the city #quote Mr. Big
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Sex and the city quote
Story of my life.
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story of my life since I started college
No greater truth has ever been spoken.
A Labor Day funny. Story of my life.
gaahhhhhhhd. the truth is killing me
The life of a preschool teacher
Life of a college student!
how i feel right now
aint this the truth
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Relatable Post #715 | #relatablepost #relatableposts #sorelatabletumblr
True story. THIS is why i don't watch scary movies. EVER.
The story of my life when I am home alone at night!
Relatable Post #715 ... oh my God, so true
true story. Watch too many scary movies
Relatable Post #715 bahahahahaha so true
Relatable Post #715 true story!!!
true story no laughing matter!
So True! Relatable Post #715
I feel like this happens all the time. Seriously.
Quotes, Wake Up Early, Sotrue, My Life, Funny, So True, Morning
Lol so true: Saying you'll wake up early in the morning to get something done, then in the morning convincing yourself it's not important
Lol So True #189: Saying you'll wake up early in the morning to get something done, then in the morning convincing yourself it's not important. Ha, I think we can all relate to that!
It's so true. It happens everyday to me . It is horrible! :DSaying you'll wake up early in the morning to get something done, then in the morning convincing yourself it's not important.
So true. Story of my life. Will probably happen in the morning :)
I get laughed at for saying "I'll wake up early and do it"
EVERY MORNING. Story of my life on exam days :)
Funny Quotes About Waking Up Early
Story Of My Life. EVERY MORNING.
Basically my life.
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Ikr.... Or telling a story about a super funny Time and halfway through you realise it's not as funny as you remember..
I don't normally like "that awkward moment" sayings. but this one is Basically my life.
Pretty much every time... just start making things up at that point! haha
Pretty much every time... sometimes I start making stuff up.
so relatable posts | do this alllllll the time
Uuuggghhhh so true, happens all the time
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All the time. everyday of my life.
true story :)
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I know it doesn't seem possible...but it's the truth. I love this quote. So perfect (:
Relatable Post # 2526... True story
# 2526 laugh out loud so so true
Relatable Post # 2526 so true!!
haha so true
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Having those weird conversations with your best friend and thinking, "If anyone heard us, we would be put in a mental hospital".
I have those weird conversations with my best friend that we could be put in a mental hospital for.
bahahaha....this is so Lynn and I!! But thats what besties are for...
Every conversation with my sister, best friend and roommates
I have the best friend @Shannon Bellanca Bellanca Bellanca
pretty much like EVERY conversation with my bestie. ;)
convos between my bestfriend and I
this is me & my besties!
This is my life group!!
Happens all the time!