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When a woman says "do whatever you want" do NOT do whatever you want.

Funny Confession Ecard: When a woman says 'do whatever you want' do NOT do whatever you want.

Funny Workplace Ecard: People think that just because you tolerate them at work, it makes you friends.. NO, BITCH! I'm just trying to keep my job!

Funny Workplace Ecard: People think that just because you tolerate them at work, it makes you friends. NO, BITCH! I'm just trying to keep my job! Not in my current job, but I know what they're talking about.

Phone phobia.

Before calling me, ask yourself "Is this textable? I hate talking on the phone! Unless it's like my mom or grandparent's lol

deelightful :)

Its true Clear jars are a collectors best friend. So true! In Memory of My Best Friend Breast Cancer Heart Tee true

It'd work for me!

Free, Pets Ecard: They should make an alarm clock that sounds like a dog getting ready to vomit. Nothing makes me jump out of bed faster.

So anti-social it's scary.

Groupthink News, Video and Gossip

'My first instinct when I see an animal is to say 'hello'. My first instinct when I see a person is to avoid eye contact and hope it goes away. That's because animals are better than people sometimes.

I would give anything to eat a ton and gain weight and feel full and satisfied to be able to fall asleep and wake up refreshed.

True Do you know that awesome feeling when you get into bed and fall right to sleep, stay asleep all night, and wake up feeling refreshed? Me neither.

& just cut yo ass off! Straight like that!!!

Not always so great to notice every little thing but we can't help it! A super INFJ like me sometimes has to avert her eyes. Some things are better left unsaid (and you don't have to say it for the INFJ to hear it).

This pin is dedicated to the Roly-Poly Little Bat-Faced Girl who has no idea that "You Can Call Me Al" runs through my head when I see her. Also dedicated to the Oompa Loompa. (I'm going to hell).

Hahaha 😂 So true! That used to be a favorite past time for me and a friend at the gym: making up nicknames for people. Ya gotta do something to pass the time!

.....it's funny to hear and amusing. DONE

it's funny to hear and amusing.

I get hungry!!  Lol

"I have a condition that prevents me from going on a diet. I get hungry." Well I really do get faint and shaky if I don't eat often enough.

I love it. Meddling people are THE WORST. It's one thing to tell me your business and I respond. It's another for you to go way out of your way to constantly be in my business. That drives me absolutely insane. Not as much as liars and gossipers but close.

Quick check your face, because I just found a nose in my business.to bad it's usually my nose.

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