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Funny Confession Ecard: When you say everything happens for a reason, don't be surprised when I slap you in the face. It happened for a reason.

...and making remarks about my person when your new girlfriends person is less than "average"...insults her not me.

Funny Ecard: I'm sorry dear, In order for you to insult me, I must first value your opinion. Nice try though.

Do you ever just wanna grab someone by the shoulders, look them deep in the eyes and whisper 'No one gives a f**k'.

I tell that fucking bitch all the time. Fuck you fat bitch. Fuck you.

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lol tis true sometimes.girls do say suck my dick even tho we don't have one. wonder if that saying would make it as far as suck my dick. Oh just some random thoughts.

Funny Confession Ecard: I prefer not to think before speaking. I like being just as surpised as everyone else by what comes out of my mouth.

eCards - I prefer not to think before speaking. I like being just as surprised as everyone else by what comes out of my mouth.

Oh that is cute...

SO TRUE! Parents please start being parents. This world is full of selfish people and kids thinking they are entitled to EVERYTHING! If you are going to have kids, then be the parent, not the friend!

Seriously, you choose booze and women over your daughters and wonder why they do not want a relationship with you? Nice job 'dad'.

Mom always said, if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all. And some people wonder why I'm so quiet around them. This made me laugh! So true!

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i don't have the blood alcohol level to deal with you right now. Funny Ecards - 20 Pics wren wren Sullivan us with the children.

Oh, you don't like being treated the way you treat me? That must suck. | Breakup Ecard | someecards.com

Funny Thinking of You Ecard: Eat shit and die bitch. Sincerely, Your Friends.some people.

If you're curious about my sense of humor and general demeanor in the kitchen and when I deal with chefs. I embrace my femininity, but don't let that be a point of weakness.

If you're curious about my sense of humor and general demeanor in the kitchen and when I deal with people, I embrace my femininity, but don't let that be a point of weakness.

Funny Courtesy Hello Ecard: Psssttt... Junior High called. They want their drama back.

Hahah soooooo many people I want to say this to."I teach middle school, so I deal with drama like yours daily.except it comes from girls.

How we are kinda feeling about homework these days...

I actually don't need to control my anger. Everyone around me needs to control their annoying habit of pissing me the hell off.

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