If only this were an option for real


...this shouldn't be funny, but it is


Work with me here, okay?

LOL! This is totally snarky but it really did make me laugh out loud.


So wrong. Yet so funny!

You do what you gotta do.

Hahaha awesome


When someone stares at me, I assume they are taking notes.... On how to be fabulous.

Haha, so true!!

Nasty looks

Funny and kinda annoying, but I think I know where the saying comes from. Way back when, women didn't know when they got pregnant for sure. So I think it probably originally meant "We're expecting a baby, but we're not sure when." Or at least, that's my guess. But yeah, still, just say you're pregnant or having a baby LOL!

Anal Glaucoma



You make me wish I had more middle fingers.