Thou shalt not poop. Don't worry, god said he'd make them all constipated for the duration. Once upon a time carnivores behaved themselves. Herbivores had no vegetation to eat and everyone held in their poop.
As an atheist looking in from the outside this is what religion looks like. People laughing and disagreeing with one another over their beliefs. As Peter Berger said "All religions cannot be true, so none of them must be true.
So true,Christians need to remember that Jesus came here to replace religion with himself. Christianity is not about the religion, it's about the relationship with Jesus & with others. Proclaim love, not hate and judgement!