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Sorry about the language...but this has made me giggle for the past 5 minutes. Imagine if Princess Ariel had her own episode of Hoaders.

Now that you have those beautiful legs it's time to work them out! Squat, run, and lift those legs into shape for your Prince / Princess Charming with this mermaid, workout shirt! It's Leg Day Princess!

Adding 'and shit' at the end of a sentence, can make anything sound thug. Example: ' I was playing with my bubbles and shit.'

You betta dig into that behind, smh timeout; REALLY THOUGH LMBO

Have to post these hilarious pick up lines guys have tried to use on me lately : howcome your not in jail?? It should be illegal to look that good! When I saw you, I fainted and hit my head, I need your name and number for insurance reasons: is the airport somewhere around here?? Or is it just my heart I feel taking off?? Omg silly boys

They don't know my milk to cereal ratio. They don't know what size spoon I want. They don't know me or my life.

If you don't agree with this, by all means, comment on it angrily and make it obvious that any differing opinion from your own is just not acceptable.