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Here's your prescription for getdafukoverit....

No, my status message wasn't even about you. Why? Did you find something in your size? That's from our new 'guilty conscience' collection.

I know you're upset. Why don't you post something passive agressive in a facebook status and not explain the situation to anyone? That usually helps.

"I'm brushing my teeth right now!", "I just farted!", "I'm going to bed", etc stupid crap.

WHAT'S OUR STATUS ??? WELL.....

Yes, unfortunately some of them are like this. But if you don't at least give it a cursory glance you may miss out on some awesome sauce. Tip your toe in, you don't have to go all in on every relationship possibility that comes along. It pays to be somewhat reserved and discriminating in your choices.

This cracked me up!!! #funny #weightloss

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Funny mom quotes

I hate it when couples have a little fight & then change their Facebook status to 'single.' I fight with my parents, and don't change my status to 'orphan.'

Hell hath no fury like a Mother protecting her children.

Nothing feels better than pissing off the in-laws

If I had spoken to my parents the way some children do now, I would not be here to share this status.

Thanks for never being there . Crappy friend

I am a better version of myself when I drink.

DEAR VAGUE STATUS LEAVER, YOUR POSTS ARE NOT SUPENSFUL THEY ARE ANNOYING

This cracks me up every time I see it!!! I'm sure I've pinned it before, but just in case....

Southern women!

I'm going to change my relationship status to: 'Aint nobody got time for that!'

haha! @Ashley Elliott idk why but I laughed really hard at this :) It sounds like a conversation you and I would have ahaha

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