I take bitch as a compliment. I know you mean it derogatorily, but like Tina Fey says, "Bitches get stuff done." Therefore, when you call me a bitch, I assume you're intimidated by my initiative & strength.
MOVIE QUOTE ~ "So avoid using the word ‘very’ because it’s lazy. A man is not very tired, he is exhausted. Don’t use very sad, use morose. Language was invented for one reason, boys - to woo women - and in that endeavor, laziness will not do.