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YES. and even then, there's a 50/50 chance you might get bitten. #funny #flirty #saucy #sexy #ecards #BeingToldWhatToDo #Naked

Funny Reminders Ecard: Just remember: Any bitch before me was a mistake & any bitch after me is a downgrade.

I stay fat because it would not be fair to all the thin people if I were this good looking, intelligant, funny AND thin. It's a public service really.

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and you already found her! congrats on the downgrade douchebag!

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I couldn't control my laughter

OMG!!!! Hahahahaha