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This is so true! oh the joys of still living the college life

Funny Encouragement Ecard: How hard are girls to understand? We like Starbucks, complements, cuddling, naps, Disney movies, yoga pants, and shopping.

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Yep!  I hate that "nothing tastes as good as skinny feels" quote...those people are delusional from hunger!  :)

and not just about chocolate - but tortilla chips, cheese, bread, etc. Actually, chocolate tastes better than skinny feels.

Because nothing says 'Happy Fourth of July' like eating cholesterol-soaked foods and watching shit blow up in the sky.

I would add bacon to this list- Most things can be improved with five things: cheese, BBQ sauce, melted butter, ranch dressing and chocolate.

"That's why I don't even bother listening to others negative thoughts/opinions. They're just worthless!"

So true! A pintrest minute equals 15 real life minutes!

Ha ! I cook, I clean, I take care of and have sex with my husband. I don't smoke dope in front of my kid. My husband doesn't beat me, I don't lie to him. I have real friends who I do stuff with not just text and talk about other people, lol You need to get it togeather don't you realize how pathetic you look??? TOODLES

Funny Wedding Ecard: I want my FIRST marriage to be my ONLY marriage. that-s-soooo-funny-makes-me-wanna-skip

Nice Shoes on

Funny Courtesy Hello Ecard: Psssttt... Junior High called. They want their drama back.

Hahah soooooo many people I want to say this to."I teach middle school, so I deal with drama like yours daily.except it comes from girls.

I'm a great shot.. I hate sports except baseball... I can work on my own vehicles (if I had to)... I know more than just the difference between a Phillips and flat head... lmao

the watching sports thing kind of just started but this is me haha

because you know if they were a pair a crocs he would've said forget it

Funny Friendship Ecard: The moral of Cinderella, you stupid boy, is to always wear great shoes, because great shoes can change your life.

@Martha R.- whenever someone needs punching in the face, I think of you. lol.

Funny Confession Ecard: next time someone tells me to expect the unexpected I'm going to punch them in the face & ask if they expected that.

So true, so true

Funny Confession Ecard: I don't want to be a grown up anymore. It's not nearly as much fun as it was supposed to be.

& just cut yo ass off! Straight like that!!!

Not always so great to notice every little thing but we can't help it! A super INFJ like me sometimes has to avert her eyes. Some things are better left unsaid (and you don't have to say it for the INFJ to hear it).