Things moms will never say...
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15 things you'll never hear a mom say - I relate to number 9, thanks little brother....
Things moms will never say…ok I might have said I quit but I never meant it lol.
15 things no mom would ever say. I do say I quit sometimes though :/
Things moms will never say...number 10 is my personal favorite
15 Thing's Mum's NEVER say...... ROFL number 9....
- Said No Mom EVER! That is some funny stuff
15 things moms would never say
made me giggle
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Coffee Mug, this reminds me of the Mother's Day that I got my mom a balloon that said, 'I like you.'
WORLD'S OKAYEST MOM I should get my mom this for Mother's Day
World's Okayest Mom: Mom's next Mother's day gift!!
Your 1st Mother's day gift! Yay! You're doing okay!
WORLD'S OKAYEST MOM... Mother's day next year?
Just found my Mother's Day gift! Nailed it!
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err Mother's Day gift idea?
The world’s okayest mom:
Mmm, yes, well... I don't know the question, Alex. But the answer is...Your mother's a whore! Best skit!
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I'm laughing so hard at this right now. I should send this to my mother, she is a huge Sean Connery fan...although, on second thought...
"So, a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of the job but your mom is a whore." - Sean Connery #Tumblr
Mmm, yes, well... I don't know the question, Alex. But the answer is...Your mother's a whore! Best SNL skit EVER!!!!
Celebrity Jeopardy + Sean Connery = pure awesomeness........I KNOW ITS CRUDE BUT SOME THINK ITS HILARIOUS !!!
HA H HAA HA!! Sean Connery on Celebrity Jeopardy! Best SNL skit!
I'm having a giggle fit over this.
Sean Connery, you so funny.
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Parenting WIN Of The Year: Mom Sells Teen Girl’s “One Direction” Tickets on eBay For Lying About Sleepover… I could totally be best friends with this mom!!
Can't decide whether to pin under awesome parenting or hilarious-ness. Parents for the win. Parents sell daughters one direction tickets on ebay after being busted lying about where she was. Read description. Its awesome.
Lesson 1: Don’t mess with your parents. Girls lie to their parents telling them they’re at a friend’s sleepover when instead they had other plans. Their parents sell their One Direction concert tickets on eBay. Read the priceless description on the listing
PARENTING DONE RIGHT. Don't mess with your parents. EVER. Girls lie to their parents about where they will be one night, so the parents sell their One Direction concert tickets on eBay.
Yes. Parenting done right. Madame I salute you. And would buy those tickets just so her daughter and her bitch friends couldn't go.
Lol @Robin Almendarez this reminds me of the time u called it daughter telling her u found tickets for one direction and that u would get her the tickets for her and. A friend and she was so excited and turned out the concert was that night in Dallas lol
mother sells her daughter's One Direction tickets on ebay after she lies about going to a friend's house for a sleepover xD
Yes. Parenting done right. Finally!! Awesome! My kids would see going to a one direction concert as cruel and unusual punishment.. Lol
Parenting done right Go Mom!!! This is why you should never lie to your parents… GOOD PARENTING!
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There is a legend that if you go take a shower and scrams out loud MOM three times, a nice lady appears bringing the towel you forgot. | #mythicalmother #hilarious #funny #joke #humour #lol #rofl #funnypics #memes
This is so true. And it's even better when the nice lady brings the good towel :)
Towel legend giggling like a little child lol
A cute laugh for a Happy Mother’s Day
Nice lady with a towel. So cute!
Nice lady with a towel. haha
makes me laugh!
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guilt trip.... LOL!!! every day....some days it seems with some people in my life
Pack your bags, we’re going on a guilt trip. (Magnet on sale at Etsy.)
Is this our parents with us, or us with our children? Funny stuff!!
Hey! Get on board for the "Guilt Trip Express!" #mom
guilt trip... Should send this to a certain mom i know
So funny! Guilt trip humor.
Story of my life...MOM!!
Guilt trip #funny
This mom deserves a medal!
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HAHAHAHAHA!!! This is so funny and actually seems like a very good idea! Wade has some big shirts he doesnt wear anymore...HMMMM kids are in for a surprise next time they want to fight and argue :)
I'm putting this under funny stuff but it's totally something I'll do to my kiddos someday haha
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Get -Along T-Shirt. I wish my parents had done this with my brothers & I. so funny.
HAHAHAHAHA!!! This is so funny! I will remember this when the boys are older
My kids have this coming for them :) this would be so funny as a parent!!!
lol every parent need a shirt like this for their kids...on those days.
This is our Get-Along T-shirt. Parenting WIN. HAHAHAHAHA!!!
Good Parenting! Lmao I'm TOTALLY doing this to my boys!!!
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And that's why it's called "trampoline". That's a mean yo mama joke!
Taking your mom jokes to the next level SO BAD BUT SO FUNNY
Because nothing is better than a "Yo Momma" joke.
ohhhhhhhhh!!!! love a good yo' momma joke
Lol Nothing like a good "yo mama" joke!
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Hahaha wasn't expecting yo mama joke
haha!!! Witty "Yo Momma" jokes.
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So funny! @Josie Ullery- show Jakie this one!! HAHA!!
So funny because it's so true!
HA, HA, HAAAA!!! So funny!!
Haha, so true! super funny
Skinny jeans humor
Haha so true.
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reblog if you are burdened with glorious purpose. / Rather burdened with glorious purple. / Or burdened with glorious porpoise. / more like burdened with glorious purses.
The avengers / Loki / tom Hiddleston burdened with glorious purpose / tumblr funny / lol / text post / I've pinned this 729562 times and I will pin it many more
Whenever I see this now I giggle at the "glorious purpose" part because I think of glorious purses. <--- Re-pinning with no regrets. This is perfect!
Whenever I see this now I giggle at the "glorious purpose" part because I think of glorious purses.
Burdened with glorious purpose. <3 tom hiddleston
Loki. Burdened with glorious purpose.<---porpoise
Loki. Burdened with glorious purpose.
Glorious purpose or glorious purses?
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Love it. Diary of a single Mom ♡…. only single moms would understand and I did it ALL ALONE at one point of my life. That should tell me alot! I'M NOT AFRAID TO DO ANYTHING!
Love it. Diary of a single Mom ♡…. only single moms would understand...so true...more than half the women I know couldn't handle all I have had to handle. ..and almost everyone of them said they wouldn't want to try...it wasn't like I asked for it....but I held my head up high and did it
Oh FFS what mother doesn't see her kids for 5 days .... Are you for Farking REAL .. Fark I wish he had cheated on you - that being YOUR HUSBAND .. You would have NO FOOKING CLUE .. You selfish selfish ANIMAL ...
Love it. Diary of a single Mom ♡…. only single moms would understand. This is so true!!
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So True!! Except I don't have kids...
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Haha, so true the life of a mother
ha ha, I sometimes tell Chris that if I had to choose between Diet Coke and him I'd choose him, but now I have a print to prove it ;)
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I <3 you more than Diet Coke. (Just so you know know, Diet Coke is gross... let's go with Coke Zero.) :)
Haha , yes i do love him more than diet coke :-) but please always have my diet coke in the fridge!
i love you more than diet coke... this means a lot coming from me!!!! :-D
need to print this and frame it for husband. I am a diet coke fanatic
I have a diet coke problem...
diet coke.. my true love
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It never fails! Its more like the screaming starts though... or the barging in.
AMEN! It never fails! although... knocking?? whose kids knock?? not mine!
AMEN! It never fails! always at least 1 Aiello out there!
too true, only my kids don't knock, they just walk in.
If the doors not locked they don't even knock! oy~
Mom??? Mom!!! What are you doing in there?!?!
I just closed the bathroom door,
It never fails! being a mom !!!
I'M PEETA AND I KNOW IT
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hunger games humor to the tune of sexy and i know it! AHAHA this is so funny to me lol.
LOL! I have never read or watched the hunger games, but this is SO FUNNY!
I finished reading the hunger games like a month ago It's just so funny
The hunger games. I've never seen or read this an I still giggled a bit
God I love the Hunger Games. This makes me giggle every time :)
Hunger Games - Now that is some funny stuff right there.
The Hunger Games Humor.
I’m Peeta And I Know It
I'm your girl
Lol! I don't have a green thumb at all! In fact, I could prob kill plastic ones!
This is from me to Grandma, who trusts me with a fern.
Totes @Nancy Berryman Kaiser aint that the truth!!
FACT! I manage to even kill fake plants.
Truth.#Repin By:Pinterest++ for iPad#
Yup that's pretty much the truth
Yep, killed an air fern once!
he killed our love fern
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Moms. They're magic. HAHA! This is my life with my husband too. Calling me at work asking where stuff is...I'm 15 miles away.
That is so true, my mom always said if I come in there and find it you're in big trouble. But I swear it never appeared until she walked in
I've been accused of hiding things just so I could pull them out and put them where someone has already looked just to drive them crazy. True story.
story of my life, can't ever see whats in front of my face! only in my life mom = husband.
Me everyday of my life. I can't find anything until my mom is standing next to me
Mom Where Is My Phone - True Story THIS HAPPENS ALL THE TIME
Mom wheres is my phone So True
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Hahahah! Mackenzie Ziegler #dancemoms imagiane Abbey in the splits wait don't imagiane that its discusting
dance moms! Mackenzie Ziegler Too funny! Abby lee is something else but I can't stop watching!!
Mackenzie is just about the cutest little girl in the world. #dancemoms
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Hahahah! Mackenzie Ziegler #dancemoms Mackenzie is so funny!!!
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dance moms! Mackenzie Ziegler
2012 is the #WorstElectionEver
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LONG LOST BROTHERS? Check out these 40 points that prove Obama and Romney are essentially the same candidate, if not the same person. How did it come to this?
Ron Paul 2012!
How did he even think of that? Either way, funny.