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WHY I NEVER TOLD MY KIDS THESE LIES.Funny Family Ecard: My parents accused me of lying today. I looked at them and said 'tooth fairy, easter bunny, santa claus' and walked away like a boss.

do what you love!

And oh so true! Perhaps someone will pay me to drink wine and knit?

Snaughling: Laughing so hard you snort, then laugh because you snorted, then snort because you laughed.  |  Yup, that's when something is super funny.

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: SNAUGHLING: Laughing so hard you snort, then laugh because you snorted, then snort because you laughed.

Asking me if I'm hungry is like asking me if I want money. | Cry For Help Ecard | someecards.com

Asking me if I'm hungry is like asking me if I want money. And the answer is YES!

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Funny Friendship Ecard: My Diet Plan: Make all of my friends cupcakes; the fatter they get the thinner I look. Jenny starr is this why you bake so much!

If I ever go missing, I would like my photo put on wine bottles instead of milk cartons. This way my friends will know to look for me.

Free and Funny Friendship Ecard: If I ever go missing, I would like my photo put on wine bottles instead of milk cartons. This way my friends will know to look for me. Create and send your own custom Friendship ecard.

we are all thinkin' it

"People don't want to hear about your diet. Just shut up, eat your lettuce, and be sad." Quote from Girl code

I have never understood this show!! Kid is a whiny pain in the ass!

I watched Caillou even before I had kids.he contributed to the hesitation I felt to being a parent. That annoying, bald, little poop head. I thought it was just me. I hated this cartoon kid. I refused to let my boys watch him.

Haha! I would say something similar to this when I was pregnant with my 2nd child. It's funny how we moms already know. ;)

Funny Family Ecard: 'Mom, we're bored!' Why don't you kids go play the Hunger Games.I'll see one of you later.

Funny Somewhat Topical Ecard: The Inner Monologue of a Pinner: 'I want to sew!' 'No, I want to workout.' 'Wait, is that a mason jar?' 'Oh f*ck it, now I want cake.'

Funny Somewhat Topical Ecard: The Inner Monologue of a Pinner: 'I want to sew!' 'Wait, is that a mason jar?' 'Oh f*ck it, now I want cake.

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We should have a way of telling people their breath stinks without hurting their feelings like, I'm bored, lets go brush your teeth! HAHAHAHA I would soooo say this

I'm having fruit salad for dinner. Well, it's mostly grapes actually. Ok, all grapes. Fermented grapes. I'm having wine for dinner.

Dinner: I'm having fruit salad for dinner. Well, it's mostly grapes, actually. OK, all grapes, Fermented grapes. I'm having WINE for dinner.

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