It's not a polite request of us . . . it's a command. I don't want to hold anything against anyone because on my day, I want to hear Jesus say, "well done good and faithful servant." Dear Lord, help me be the woman you created me to be. Amen.
Take my advice .... y'all might wanna sit down for this one. And say a prayer. Ask for forgiveness, because what you are about to see is a sin, I'm sure! You have to make this Death By Chocolate Poke Cake!!