Today, I will be classy and elegant... Or, I will spill food on my shirt and trip over things.
I only have three choice wisely.
I want to sleep...totally me
I love waking up with you by my side. You turn dull moments into entertaining ones. You're always there for me. iPhone, I'd be lost without you.
Sorry for all the profanity-filled posts lately, but quite frankly, with the week I've had, they're so apropos.
Sorry I'm late, but I didn't want to come. | Apology Ecard
Ha ha this is so very me :-)
and you are judged for being real---too many fake mfkrs in the world and the real ones are the rebels
LIAR, LIAR, PANTS ON FIRE: When parents lie to their children, is it ever justified?
Today, I don't feel like doing anything... #lesbian #funnyecard