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Funny Baby Ecard: 'Child Services took her baby. I heard she didn't take a picture of her hands making a heart on her pregnant belly. so clearly she was an unfit mother.

The Ultimate "House Hunters" Drinking Game - BuzzFeed Mobile - doing this. This is my life. No wonder I drink so much!

The Ultimate "House Hunters" Drinking Game

This is fantastic! The Ultimate "House Hunters" Drinking Game- hilarious/ true. People would die of alcohol poisoning if they did this.

*Wine Pong*

I would play wine pong. Here is a game for me! Better than beer pong.even though when I played beer pong I cheated and had my own drink!

Funny Baby Ecard: Silence is golden, unless you have a preschooler. Then, silence is very suspicious.

Funny Baby Ecard: Silence is golden, unless you have a preschooler or a puppy. Then, silence is very suspicious.

Ha! yeah, pretty much.

I haven’t been able to get my kids to pay attention to anything I’ve said all day. So, I’m gonna sit here and pretend I’m on the phone.

How many more pictures must you take of yourself? We get it. You need to be told you're beautiful. | eCards

That is pretty sad when you have more selfies of you than you have pictures of children, husband or with friends. Attention seeking much LOL

HAHA

6 Emotions Every Couple Experiences While Planning Their Wedding

"Money can't buy happiness, but I'd cheer up much faster sipping a margarita on the beach outside of my oceanfront mansion." - Funny but slightly true.

When people point at my pregnant belly and ask if I know what it's going to be, I like to say, 'We're hoping it's a baby.'

Funny Baby Ecard: When people point at my pregnant belly and ask if I know what it's going to be, I like to say, 'We're hoping it's a baby.

Love it when kids say EWWWWW, I pushed you out of my vagina covered inm y inside YOU are EWWWWW

The Joke’s on Mom

I love it when I do something and my kid goes "ewwwwww mommy". Um child - I pushed you out of my vagina covered with all my insides. You are "eww".

I pin every thing!!!! I think they made this just for me!!!!

If you liked it then you shoulda put a pin on it! (spoof on Beyonce's song "single ladies") haha.

I have turned off the water so many times to listen!

Shower Schizophrenia- EVERY DAMN TIME. The constant belief that you hear a child crying while you're trying to take a shower.

Teacher Confession: I hide candy in my desk and secretly eat it when the children aren't looking.

Hahahhahah I totally do this! Teacher Confession: I hide candy in my desk and secretly eat it when the children aren't looking.

I'm just sayin...

I don`t want to brag or make anybody jealous, but.I can still fit into the earrings I wore in high school.