"I'M GONNA KILL YOU." I SAID TO THE GUY, ALL HE DID WAS LAUGH. I RAISED AN EYEBROW AND SMIRKED "NO, SERIOUSLY, RUN." I SAID, PULLING OUT THE zweihander from it's shaft. He took off running and I followed. Nothing like chasing a werewolf.
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If your girlfriend tells you she's gonna kill you, what should you do? Have the sense to run
I'm gonna kill you. Hahaha. No, seriously. Run.
quote stab a bitch quote | him # bitch # mine
I´m gonna kill you...
this makes me giggle
I in TEAM LOL
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So Funny!!!! look at the stick figure bottom right
LOL- This stick guy is a Slytherin. Clearly.
that guy totally makes me lol
I love the f--- yeah guy!
I in TEAM Cracked me up
eye of the tiger!!!!!
I hate teamwork!
Haha fuck yeah.
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Some people like my (ex)brother in law. But then this would be filed under "in all seriousness" rather than "funny stuff."
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair.i feel like this everyday. Especially at Walmart.
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. I had to repin it- i laughed~
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. so true haha.
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9 Deadly words used by women. Very VERY true. haha so funny!
Yep, that sums it up!!this is so true and so funny. Lol
9 Deadly Words Used By A Woman - so true, so funny!
9 Deadly Words Used By Women so funny and true
This is so funny! And definitely true! Haha
Every man needs to read this. #SoTrue
so funny because its sooo true!!
haha, so true!
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Haha!! So true though... I tell my friend a joke and we end up laughing for five minutes because our laughs are so funny. :)
this is my husband. and i love him for his silly jokes that only he laughs at, it makes me giggle everytime.
My husband has the best laugh ... It's not the joke or what we saw ... it's his laugh that gets me
Haha!! So true though... I tell my friend maya a joke sometimes just to hear her laugh :'D
I Love It When Someone’s Laugh Is Funnier Than The Joke! Ohhhh so true for my daddy!
My friends say my life is almost always funnier than the joke.... -~-
my sister and I ALWAYS get a kick out of funny laughs!! :)
my husbands laugh is always funnier than his jokes!!
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lets be real people
I heard she was born naked. THAT SLUT! @Jocelyn Hartwell saw this and thought of you and your epidermis lol
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What a slut face. bwahaha i just died laughing! @Christen Hamilton
I don't know why this is so funny, but I can't stop laughing
Some girls are just born to be sluts.... hahaha
i heard she was born naked. that slut.
only a slut would be born naked
#funny #humor #sarcasm #laugh
Bahahahahahaha! Awesome =P
made me giggle
ha! this is true for so many people!
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Thank you for updating Facebook again with what you ate for dinner. The suspense was killing me.
OOOOhhhh Wow. I wonder why some people to this all the time like i give a shit....
so true...some people are very close to being de-friended.....who cares, right?!
or better yet, "thank you for posting a picture of it"....said no one ever!!
I especially couldn't wait to see the picture of your plate of food!
Lmao so true. No one cares about your minute to minute life..
Haha omg I'm dying from pinning so much funny stuff. 😁😲
Some people do this all the time!!!
Some people share way to much
Funny Pictures Of The Day – 94 Pics
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Celery is 95% water and 100% not pizza: Giggle, Quote, Truth, Pizza, Celery, Funny Stuff, So True
Funny Pictures Of The Day – 94 Pics-- celery is 95% water and 100%not pizza! Lol
Funny Pictures Of The Day – I hate celery, yuck
So. True. Funny Pictures Of The Day – 94 Pics
So true cause you know I love pizza ;)
Random Fact. (I hate diets)
I actually do hate celery.
I love pizza. So true.
I WANT one. Haha, this is just brilliant! |Humor||LOL||Funny pictures||Doormats||Funny doormats||Funny signs|
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The neighbors have better stuff. Ha, this is brilliant! |Humor||LOL||Funny pictures||Doormats||Funny doormats||Funny signs|
I needed one of these 5 months ago!|Humor||LOL||Funny pictures||Doormats||Funny doormats||Funny signs|
Responding to the rumor the Himself will be back on the 1st, I accompanied Lupe and Erika, the housekeepers from maintenance, up to the residence, to make sure everything was in order or whatever it is that we are calling that. (I also wanted to personally check on Yggi and Jor.) This message appeared at my feet as they were unlocking the door. Lupe tells me this happens frequently. (|Humor||LOL||Funny pictures||Doormats||Funny doormats||Funny signs|)
I WANT one. The neighbors have better stuff front door rug.
pretty funny door mat http://rstyle.me/n/pa24dr9te
Love it #welcomemat #getaway
funny door mat
DIY door mat.
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such a classic line from amy winehouse tune!!!
Hopefully the kinky kind! (50 Shades anyone?)
my new motto Miss you Amy Winehouse! xoXO
a great question. funny-stuff
one of my favorite phrases.
My new favorite word.
Your kinda humor
Amy, Amy, Amy!!
#life, #quote, #funny
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This is so true! I don't like to watch scary movies, let us just get that straight though.
in scary movies....yeah that's me....I'm the that girl that dies in horror movies.
It's just so funny and so true for almost every, scary movie out there.!
apparently I'm in a really good mood. I keep pinning funny things lol
Why do they do that in scary movies? #funny #quote
scary movies - so funny... and so true...
#funny #quotes #scarymovies
So true! funny-stuff
But that was brilliant…
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Funny Images: This Shit Is Brilliant People , Brilliant ! #humour #lol #lmao #rofl #hahaha #haha #hehe #sarcasm #sarcastic #funny #fun | See more about funny stories, felt and thoughts.
THAT'S IT?!?!?! Three likes and one comment? That shit was brilliant, people. BRILLIANT.
What I think when I post funny stuff. Some people don't even know.
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Brilliant people, appreciate that shit! so true
STORY OF MY LIFE!
A repin giggle
the made me snort
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Roses are red, violets are blue. I hate rhyming. Penis. ROFLMAO @Christopher Thiemet @dearinterwebs
Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate rhyming. Penis. So inappropriate. So funny.
Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate rhyming. Penis. valentines day
giggle giggle. Why is "penis" so funny? hee hee.
Heeheehee. Funny stuff
"I have a big head, and little arms and i'm just not sure how well this plan was thought through... Poor dinosaur...
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poor guy :/ (I have a big head and little arms, I just don't know how well this plan was thought through...master?)
poor guy :/ Well, I have this big head, and these little arms...
If you’re happy and you know it clap your hands.
Big head and little arms...so sad...so great :)
Not so funny to those of us with T-Rex arms!
poor guy. but oh so funny
so funny but so sad lol
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My husband and I use this "West Wing" Quote all the time to tell each other when the other is wrong and also make us laugh a little at the same time.=o @Kelsie Kleyn!!!!!!,
Failing to admit you’re wrong doesn’t make you right. It doesn’t make the mistake go away and it doesn’t mean people will assume that you had good intentions. The willingness to admit that you’re wrong is a huge key to success for anyone
How to point out that you've just won the argument. I need to remember this next time I have a discussion with my brother.
Forgot about this quote from West Wing, sounds like something CJ would've said, but not sure. Loved that show.
During an argument I said this to my husband. He died laughing and the throwdown ended right then and there :-)
To my grandson Ben....I don't know why but thought of you when I read this!! giggle!
Sometimes it would be nice to say this out loud to some people - well most people.
Wish I could say this to some people....
so funny! Giggling!!
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Just because, if anything, when I'm gone and you're sad... I want to leave you knowing I gave ya one last laugh... hoping the giggle will comfort you/ put things into perspective. Err, I mean, I hope you'll laugh.
Yes! Now I am thinking the whole cremation idea now the whole Viking funeral I can see it now Grim Reaper (Fight amongst yourselves) pushes me out on Buckeye Lake while Jim Smith shoots an arrow into my wood Raft. Plus I would have the benefit of knowing two of my girls would attend the funeral.
Yes! Now I am thinking the whole cremation idea now the whole Viking funeral I can see it now Grim Reaper
I think my friends and family would find that hilarious. I would probably be laughing in my grave!
I know, I know...but this is so funny I laughed out loud for real! smw
I would seriously be ok with this. LOL #grimreaper
Grim Reaper ! LOL that would be awesome!
Grim Reaper...still laughing!
34 Funny Quotes about Life (Slightly Sarcastic)