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Yes, I am a control freak and that's why all of my work gets done correctly, thank you very much!

Free, Confession Ecard: I love when my brain chemicals and hormone levels are just right and I actually enjoy life.

Funny Confession Ecard: I love when my brain chemicals and hormone levels are just right and I actually enjoy life.

I feel young until I'm around high school kids. Then I'm like, nope, I'm old.

and sometimes it's not always high school kids.just kids who still ACT like high school kids.

So me today running on 4 hrs of sleep! Got back from vacation yesterday, worked last night, picked up the pup, and went to work this am at 7. So. Much. To. Clean.

I feel like I should clean house, so I am going to lay down until the feeling passes.

Yeah just how I feel, if a person cross me u will get a taste of my wrath

Hmmm...

Three horrible facts: Today is not Friday. Tomorrow is not Friday. Even the day after tomorrow is not Friday. Today is Monday.) To all of my friends who wanted to cancel today and go back to bed, but didn't: Good on ya.

Me.

Procrastination Nap Cartoon - humorous humorous wholesale greeting cards and magnets, made in canada, adamsothers

Brainy: it's the new sexy.

my favorite thing about my boyfriend is that we can talk about politics, religion, and literature on the same level. I need more smart people in my life

disrespectful man... his father.... teach to treat a woman right please!

Funny Family Ecard: Behind every disrespectful man there is a father I want to kick in the balls for failing to show thier son how to respect and treat women.

Always baby ❤️

Roses are red Violets are blue All of my naughty thoughts Involve you. This is for you, dear hubby!

Sadly this is my montra during too many weekends....

If it requires pants and/or a bra, it's not happening today.yep that's me on most Sundays!

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