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Yep. That's me.

I NEVER forget to eat, but I definitely have days where I have eleven breakfasts and night lunch.

35 Funny Quotes You're Going To Love

35 Funny Quotes You're Going To Love

Hate is too strong for me. But it's so true.people influence you're baby naming process.

This just about sums it up… “I'm a perfectionist with a procrastinator complex. Some day I’m going to be awesome.

For sure!

bread won´t make you fat. There are a lot of nice "boys". You don´t need more hours (even it would be nice) but prioritze to what you spent your time.

I imagine Axle lying in bed one of his first nights at Valery's place and thinking of all the things he did not eat. And then making a pledge to himself that he WILL eat more tomorrow!
Binney and Ashley!
LOL – Doesn’t take long to get that ‘lived in’ look again!

Funny Clean House Joke - "Yesterday I cleaned my house, which is dumb because we still live here.

One can only hope!

I really laughed out loud on this one! This skinny girl just told me she "forgets" to eat? I just licked her face in case it's contagious ~ Joke All You Can

Basically

A few other things as well but I'm pretty sure only those three people I care about are the ones allowed to know what I care about

I hate when I put food in the microwave & it starts makin explosive noises so I check and it's cold, like why you gotta play me like that.

Free and Funny Sports Ecard: I hate when I put food in the microwave & it starts makin explosive noises so I check and it's cold, like why you gotta play me like that.

Some days ‍♀️

Hilarious Weight-Loss Quotes to Instantly Feel Better About Your Diet: Anyone who's ever tried to lose weight feels for you.

So me right now. I honestly don't know how I pull it off. lol.
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"When you ask me what I am doing today, and I say "nothing". It does not mean O am free. It means I am doing nothing". - This is a great quote! Instead of having to come up with a story of what I really am doing.

Sounds about right, lol

I would like to think I will die a heroic death but it's more likely I'll trip over my dog and choke on a spoonful of frosting. [substitute "peanut butter" for frosting!

NAPPERS BEWARE

Naps are tricky. if I wake up unaware of the year, I just go back to sleep and wake up refreshed later.

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