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Free, Confession Ecard: JUST A WOMAN? Oh honey no! I am awesome with a slpash of bitch and a dash of wonderful and a hell of a mother, you be sure to remember that

Life sucks sometimes ... And so do you

Funny Encouragement Ecard: Farewell, shitty day, don't forget to fuck thyself on the way out.

Yepp! So totally my room when im on a hunt. Then I give up and go buy a new one anyway lol @Jamie Wise Wise Wise Darhower

Choosing the perfect outfit for one night can destroy the entire room // ecard

As evidenced by the 10 year old walking around with his dad in target today with his unedited rap music at full volume in his pocket.

Free and Funny Graduation Ecard: I believe basic common sense should be taught in schools since it obviously isn't being taught at home any longer.

The Mossy Stone: I Resemble That Remark

Motherhood: When changing from plaid flannel pj pants into black yoga pants qualifies as 'getting dressed'. And Bekah you can so rock those yoga pants!

VERY TRUE!!!!

A man can sit up in a tree in winter weather and shoot a deer from 100 yards away, right between the eyes, but then come home and pee all over the toilet seat!

@Lynsie Magill or anything to drink in doubles LOL

A girl's best friend Haha Funny Friendship Ecard: A good friend brings over a bottle of wine to share. A best friend brings two.

When Mommy finally gets up to spank your butt, that's when you know... Shit just got real.

So, SO true. I remember when my Mom got off the couch, I had messed up.

Holiday cookie swap, my ass. I'd rather have a cocktail swap. Same calories, cleaner kitchen!

Funny Seasonal Ecard: Holiday cookie swap, my ass. I'd rather have a cocktail swap.

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Warning: I'm exercising, eating right,and watching my alcohol intake. Which means I'm sober, I'm cranky, and I'm sore. So proceed with caution.

Why women are crazy

Funny Confession Ecard: The only reason women are crazy is because men do stupid things to make us go crazy. No stupidity=no craziness.

The big sisters are the dangerous ones. We protect our "baby bears"

If you mess with the little sister, there is always a bigger crazier. I'm that bigger crazier sister

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