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This is why I ALWAYS go to the gym straight from work, because if I go home...it's a wrap. The couch will win. EVERYTIME.

Funny Confession Ecard: I'm not a stalker, I just like to secretly take pictures of people with my iPhone so I can text them to my friend and have a good laugh.

Funny Confession Ecard: I'm not a stalker, I just like to secretly take pictures of people with my iPhone so I can text them to my friend and have a good laugh.

I have the urge to post some BS on Pinterest like "rubbing you legs in left over bacon grease will remove hair!" and see if people will actually re-pin it.

I have the urge to post some BS on Pinterest like "rubbing you legs in left over bacon grease will remove hair!" and see if people will actually re-pin it.

Wow uterus. Sorry for not getting you pregnant. No need to throw a temper tantrum.

Wow uterus. Sorry for not getting you pregnant. No need to throw a temper tantrum.

We should have a way of telling  people their breath   stinks without   hurting their   feelings like, "I'm  bored, lets go   brush your teeth!"

We should have a way of telling people their breath stinks without hurting their feelings like, "I'm bored, lets go brush your teeth!"

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