Dear Customer Service: First of all, you should know I am typing this with my middle finger. Oh my word I laughed so hard!

That and other personal stuff that no one cares about.  Seriously, call your mother, no one cares.  Reason #5784 why I hate FB.

That and other personal stuff that no one cares about. Seriously, call your mother, no one cares. Reason #5784 why I hate FB.

12 Reasons Shoes are Better Than Guys | GirlsGuideTo

12 Reasons Shoes are Better Than Guys | GirlsGuideTo

I'll be damned if after the longest five minutes of my life I'm going to "let it cool in microwave 1 minute".

I'll be damned if after the longest five minutes of my life I'm going to "let it cool in microwave 1 minute".

For real... And if you do it wrong I'm going to reload it before I run it!

For real... And if you do it wrong I'm going to reload it before I run it!

Jokes on them, I don't do it I just pin it for future references in case I ever get the urge!

Jokes on them, I don't do it I just pin it for future references in case I ever get the urge!

“Mommy, watch this!!!” is the toddler equivalent of “Hold my beer.” It usually means something stupid and dangerous is about to take place.

“Mommy, watch this!!!” is the toddler equivalent of “Hold my beer.” It usually means something stupid and dangerous is about to take place.

Funny Workplace Ecard: If you ever get caught sleeping on the job........slowly raise your head and say 'in Jesus name Amen'.

Funny Workplace Ecard: If you ever get caught sleeping on the job........slowly raise your head and say 'in Jesus name Amen'.

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