Sayings, Hand, Prayer, Remember This, Quotes, Dear Lord, Mouth, Truth, Funny
Dear Lord, Please put Your arm around my shoulder and Your hand over my mouth. <-- Sometimes our mouths get in the way!
Dear Lord. Arm around shoulder. Hand over mouth. Faith. Christianity. Posters and Prints
Dear Lord put your arm over my shoulder and your hand over my mouth. Oh so true lol
Dear Lord, Please put your arm around my shoulder & Your hand over my mouth.
Hahaha - I might have to start saying this prayer on a regular basis.
Funny~ this has been my prayer lately!
Need to remember this prayer!
Ain't that the truth?!!!!
Calm, Life, Quotes, Truth, So True, Funny Stuff, Thought, Things
@ Florinda Gonzalez.... mind punching "I may look calm, but in my mind I have killed you three times." - Unknown #quotes #writing
"I may look calm, but in my mind I have killed you three times." - Unknown #quotes #writing
hahahaha ---hysterical! this made me laugh, because sadly this is so true.
Remain calm and think murderous thoughts. :)
working on that controlling thoughts thing
hahahhaha my life in a quote
Funny stuff and yet so true!
So true in my daily life!
truth of life lol :)
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So, if I'm sarcastic and have a smart-ass attitude, do the math...! This makes me laugh because its so true
My Monday-Sunday saying and has nothing to do with work or homelife.
I never thought I'd find a quote that is so true;)
I have a shirt that says almost the same thing
Something to live by....
Yes i am.. 100% truth!
Definitely the truth!
ya, u could say that
need i say more?
if only I had thought of that before...
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So True! Actually...I'm just glad I didn't say most of the things I thought of to say in the middle of the argument!
hahaha - this is SO me! I like to think of it as God's filter for my mouth to keep me from saying things I can't take back - but there will be 1 time that it will happen!!! =D
I wish I would of thought of it earlier... Almost want to start it over... So I can say these things
So true I'm not an argumentative person but ex wives seem to want to fight cry and act stupid - and I listen to their bs and don't stoop to their pathetic level - things I could say!!!!
All the time!! Or before the argument starts, you think of all the things you want to say, then forget in the heat of the moment...
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Things that make me laugh / .
Oh wow this is so true. I'm a very out spoken person so when there's things I haven't said there very strong opinions!
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Oh My Goodness....this is so true. For years I was quiet when I had many thoughts and opinions of my own. Voiced some recently and found out who can dish it out but CANNOT take it! Very revealing!
To be 20 something, think you know it all ,act as though you are the only thing that matters...make your other half treat you like a princess that you totally are not ad spew shit out of your mouth as though you think people care...LOL...some people have HUGE rude awakenings around the corner...can't wait to sit back and laugh like I've never laughed before!!! PRICELESS...
Oh, this fits me perfect!!! ...but i usually end up saying every opinion i have--they seem to come up like word vomit!
My boss asked me once if I thought I was born without a filter. I told him he would be shocked at the things I WANTED to say.
@Kerri Ayres & @Sherry Parker will appreciate this quote as we are all three quite opinionated women... :-)
YEP. I always say don't ask me for my opinion & then they ask anyway and get angry at what i said well sorry for telling the truth and answering you next time i will, ignore and lie
TRUTH! Im just gunna say this now.... ITS MY OPINION. DONT GET OFFENDED.
opinions are like quotes | opinions | quotes
I know some people I would like to send this to!
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lots of funny pictures and quotes from flashwear.com We sent our teams round the internet to find amusing stuff. We then sent them for a drink!
Not really a quote but made me laugh
funny stuff :)
Oh I love this, so true.
Quotes, Bipolar, Truth, Mental Health, My Life, So True, Thought, Mental Illness, Mental Disorders
Oh I love this, so true. The answer doesn't always have to be a mental illness. Sometimes it's just as simple as this.
resist the urge to self diagnose. you're probably fine. but if you aren't sure - please see a therapist. I thought I was self diagnosing, too. I was right. I am bipolar.
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People need to stop labeling people like this. This pin speaks the truth. We all have imperfections, but that does not mean we label them and call them mental health problems.
Oh I love this, so true. - ima partly bipolar and I was depressed and I used to not sleep for days and yeah
Oh I love this, so true. Infertility makes you seem like you have mental disorders
Not really a quote, but the truth. The truth for so many people actually.
Oh I love this, so true. I had person in my life like this once
Oh I love this, so true. My life story.
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Funny Signs That You Can't Explain To Your Kids: Part 2 | More LOLs & Funny Stuff for Moms | NickMom
Check out this funny photo of a sign that reads 'Don't Grow Up, It's a Trap', on NickMom.com!
So true. Do you remember when you were 9, you wanted to be 10 because it was double numbers? When you were twelve you wanted to be thirteen because then you were a teenager. When you were 15 you told everyone that you were 16. When you were 18 you tried to look 21 so that you could get into places which had an age restriction. But then.. when you were 28 you suddenly realised that being 30 sounded WAY too old? ..... Like the sign says - Don't grow up. It's a trap!
It's a trap! ... Click this image to browse lots more awesome #quotes & #Funny pics! :)
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"Don't grow up. It's a trap." Truth. #happy #life #quote
Funny Signs That You Can't Explain To Your Kids: Part 2
Funny Sign: How not to get trapped...
Don t gow up. It s a trap.
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So true! Except my alarm clock is Finn and he goes off multiple times a night. #onedayiwillsleepin
Very true! Sleep! Sleep is my drug, the bed is my dealer and the alarm clock is the police!
Very true! my alarm clock literally is my police man coming home and snoring in my face... <3
And all this time I thought I'd never done drugs...
The sad truth well the alarm clock part is sad
So true, except my daughter is the police!
Funny:) My kiddos are the police:)
Bahaha sooo true!
truth of my life
Inspiration, Quotes, Truth, Funny, Jerkwhisperer, Jerk Whisperer
I am not the jerk whisperer, I am not the jerk whisperer, I am not the jerk whisperer... Or just do the southern girl thing Kill em with kindness:-)
Don't try to win over the haters, you are not the JERK WHISPERER. #ha #goskyo #jerkwhisperer
Don't try to win over the haters - you are not the jerk whisperer. #quotes #truethat
This really made us laugh that's what we will call it The Jerk Whisperer LOAO!!!
i usually don't pin this kind of thing, but funny!!! Jerk whisperer! Classic!!
Just random funny, inspirational or things that make you go hmmmmm.
Truth to live by.
"Strength shows, not only in the ability to persist, but the ability to start over." Whomever said that is some smart!
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strength brings new beginnings..... I persisted, but now I'm happy to say I have started over ... :)
~❥ "Strength shows, not only the ability to persist, but the ability to start over" Thanks, Bren Mason, for helping me discover this essential truth. -- Eve.
"In order to move forward with life, one needs to let completely go of the past. That can be quite scary. However, perhaps it's the transition period between the letting go stage and the starting over stage that is of the greatest fears because of the unknown. Conquering that fear will help with the moving forward. Don't be afraid because the best is yet to come." - As quoted by my friend Alisa <3
365 Days of Inspiration: Day 16. STRENGTH SHOWS, NOT ONLY IN THE ABILITY TO PERSIST, BUT THE ABILITY TO START OVER.
"Strength shows, not only in the ability to persist, but the ability to start over." One of the hardest things I've ever had to do in my life. But God is always good! ❤️
Strength shows not only in the ability to persist, but the ability to start over. Life quotes.
the thought of starting over (again) is so frightening!!! :( but, Lord, give me strength!
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THANK YOU! yes!
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so true - Life is short, live it with those who make you feel good.
Quotes & Sayings - That's the damn truth! Life is too short!
Spiders, Quotes, Sotrue, Truth, So True, Funny Stuff, Humor, Things
This is SO true... I wouldn't go into my bedroom for half a day during this past winter break because I was worried about where one little yellow spider went to(this is also where having a bug-obsessed cat came in handy)...
God, so true. The spider disappears and I'm convinced it's going to crawl on me while I'm sleeping....
That's so true! I hate spiders and all other creeping and crawling things! Yuck!
So true. My girls are terrified of spiders so I must laugh at this!
Really Funny stuff
So true! #humor
This is so true! As I have grown older, I have learned that pleasing everyone is impossible, but pissing everyone off is a piece of Cake! How true lol #quotes #saying #wordart #wallart #motivation #inspiration
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As I have grown older. I've learned that pleasing everyone is impossible, but pissing everyone off is a piece of cake.
As I have grown older, I've learned that pleasing everyone is impossible, but pissing everyone off is a piece of cake. (lol so true. but actually when you get older you really accept the fact you can't please everyone, in fact you don't even try anymore. When you go through that "passage" you know you're passed a milestone which you serve you well in life.
quotes about not pleasing everyone - Hahaha truth!
#funny #quote made me laugh
all the time
Giggle, Bed, Funny Stuff, So True, Funnies, Night, Things
This is like a nightly thing for me...add jump onto the bed so that w/e is under it doesn't grab your legs! :)
yes. and every night i jump into bed so that the person hiding under it can't grab my feet. :) true story
http://bit.ly/GUWOO0 Guilty! Happens every night.. http://media-cache3.pinterest.com/upload/142778250656539649_E8y9g8RQ_f.jpg vintageevelyn funny yet true
Haha... Also jumping into bed, checking the backseat while already driving and not looking out the windows at night for fear someone will be standing there... Hahaha
sometimes I even jump on my bed in case someone is UNDER it (the person i pinned this from said that but i say the same thing!)
...probably every night. YEP! & you have to jump into bed in case someone is under there!
.so true !!! I actually laughed out loud when I read this :)
TOTALLY made me giggle
Funny, True Things
Sayings, Quotes, Sotrue, Truth, My Life, Thought, So True, Notice, Mom
Nobody notices what I do.. until I don't do it. (this is so true.. especially in motherhood) :P
Like the quote, like the idea. Make one for each kid, put funny things they say on them!
NOBODY NOTICES WHAT I DO...UNTIL I DON'T DO IT. AIN'T THAT THE FREAKIN TRUTH!!!!
"Nobody notices what I do...until I don't do it" Ahem. That's my life. Ahem.
this should say My MOM doesn't notice what i do...until i don't do it. lol
So true! Nobody notices
thought and funny quotes
This is my life saying!
So So SoTrue!
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So my friend posted this on instagram tagging me lol at first i was like wth.. but now i have to admit lol she was right.... it is the story of my life and so true! all things things are so mean to me
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"I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hate me, the tables and chairs are bullies, & the wall gets in the way." My life.
Im not clumsy funny jokes lol funny quote funny quotes humor humorous clumsy <3 so true
story of my life #clumsy #quotes
So true quote I'm really clumsy
the truth of my life
I m not clumsy!
Hand, Dear God, Prayer, Inspiration, Quotes, Truth, Mouth, Thought
Every day! I'm going to make this part of our daily morning prayer. Dear God, please keep your hand over my mouth. I'll read verses about the tongue.
Isaiah 58 Fast, Day 5 Isaiah 58:9 "If you do away with the yoke of oppression, with the pointing finger and malicious talk," Today I will not oppress others with my words. I will not participate in rumor mongering and I will refrain from sarcasm and ridicule. Live like Jesus did, in word, thought and deed.
Dear God, Please put your arm over my shoulder and your hand over my mouth. /// Hahahaha! Love this :D
Dear God, Please put your arm over my shoulder and your hand over my mouth. Sometimes I can hear my inner self yelling at me to "shut up."
Quote: Dear God, Please put your arm over my shoulder and your hand over my mouth.
Definately words for me to live by! god hand ovr mouth
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quote of my life - hand over my mouth
My daily prayer!! Truth!!
Me to the "T"