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It's hard not to laugh when I hear some of the names people plan on saddling their children with

and we'll just pretend that it's totally normal for two people to brush one person's teeth.

Some people will only talk to you when they want something. You are convenient for them because you want to please everyone. BETTER CHECK YOURSELF FIRST :-)

Hahaha......People, people...are you laughing? I am because I would LOVE to say this to a few people I know. I don't think I would ever conjure up the nerve though.

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