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I suppose this woman who said we need to have birth control included in the heath reform!

Rush Limbaugh hope you choke on your Viagra pills!

This reminds me of my daughter cause people always ask me why she is so quiet. now I know. :)

Just me

it's the quiet ones you gotta worry about.

lol good one

Funny Reunions Ecard: Why can't Ryan Gosling be in 'Magic Mike' too?

Maybe you should just have 'slut' tattooed on your forehead. Add to your collection

Maybe you should just have 'slut' tattooed on your forehead.

HA! I DID get the opportunity to be a housewife...thus putting grad school aside! ~J.E.

Funny College Ecard: I'm working really hard for a graduate degree, but if the opportunity arises to become a housewife, I'm taking it. AMEN to this

For the teacher ...

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funny, but I hope my daughters teacher really loved her crayon monogram! I didn't know we were allowed to get gift cards to the liquor store ;

this is funny bc i am suppose to be cleaning.. and instead Kristina and I went to stock up on alcohol and wine. for cheap prices lol bahaha

Funny Encouragement Ecard: Today, Ill be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying all my shit with Febreeze.

What if...

I hate when I'm singing a song and someone corrects me. I'm like 'Bitch, what if I was freestyling.' I never know the words!

I have a friend like this, Im not allowed to use his name! lol

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weird self-esteem issue.

I wish it was THAT easy....siiigh.  Guess I will go to the gym instead.

Girl scout cookie season always messes with my plan. Self control needs to be worked on, obviously lol

I Didn't Text You Last Night - #Vodka Did ;)

joys of vodka

;) True!

Yep, that's me

Ways to deal with students saving "their spot" in your Zumba class.

why have six pack abs when you can hold a twelve pack?


Free and Funny Confession Ecard: I didn't make it to the gym today. That makes 5 years in a row.

I love food and ryan gosling. DESCRIBES MY LIFE

I love food and ryan gosling. So true!

grammar nazi .

grammar nazi .