#ecards and I want to do it over and over again. My problem is that as soon as you started to get close to dry, I would hit you again. That's right. If I really hate you, I will stalk you just so I can ruin your day again.
Funny Confession Ecard: Wine does not make you FAT, it makes you LEAN... against tables, floors, walls and ugly people! Lol!!
Karma takes too long. I'd rather beat the shit out of you now.
My Childhood Punishments have become my adult goals... totally my life!
I don't regret burning my bridges. I regret that some people weren't on those bridges when I burnt them.
Well, it's not because I'm shy.
Oh my goodness!!! I know people like this!!! Uh oh, what if they're reading this and thinking, "I know somebody like this!" and it's my face that popped up in their head! ROTFL!
People who wonder whether the glass is half empty or half full are missing the point - The glass is refillable
I swear if someone said that to me I wouldn't be able to be mad at them because I would be laughing too hard!