I picked on the whims of a thousand or more, still persuing the path that's been buried for years. All the dead wood from jungles and cities on fire can't replace or relate, can't release or repair. Take my hand and I'll show you what was and will be.
"Some say that 'CatCat' is just a myth, others claim to have seen a flash of black and heard a feral growl as they arrived on the scene of crime where the criminals have been scratched all over and tied up with yarn. Who knows if 'CatCat' does exist? Here is the only photo ever taken of 'him'..."
Come closer so that I may reveal the secrets of the ancient world where we were once worshiped as gods; these mysteries are crucial for cats to understand so that we may regain our former glory and status amid the humans with whom we now must co-exist.