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So very true

Funny Confession Ecard: I wish my house wasn't such a disaster all of the time, but folks won't quit writing books and making cheap wine.

I've lost my mind and I'm pretty sure the kids took it.

"I've lost my mind and I'm pretty sure the kids took it." - YOUR ECARDS - funny

Always there for me...@hollye

I don't often talk shit about people and if I do its usually things I've said to their face but it still would be GREAT to have a friend like this! Who's signing up to be that friend?

How often does this happen?  What about us "Mature Ladies" who are permanently lacking certain hormones because we have been told it is bad for our health if we were to bring them up to adequate levels?  And yet "Low T" is now all the rage and men of all ages are now going for raising that testosterone as a cure for all their ills, being promised that they will be like teenagers again! =/

Funny Confession Ecard: I love when my brain chemicals and hormone levels are just right and I actually enjoy life.

Funny Movies Ecard: You know Magic Mike is going to be great when Matthew McConaughey is the least attractive of the group.

Funny Movies Ecard: You know Magic Mike is going to be great when Matthew McConaughey is the least attractive of the group.

I've learned to use meditation and relaxation to handle stress

Free and Funny Drinks/Happy Hour Ecard: I've learned to use meditation and relaxation to handle stress. Just kidding, I'm on my third glass of wine.

In case I ever go missing...

Funny Cry for Help Ecard: If I ever go missing, I would like my photo put on wine bottles instead of milk cartons. This way my friends will know to look for me. Or on vodka bottles.

@Lynsie Magill or anything to drink in doubles LOL

A girl's best friend Haha Funny Friendship Ecard: A good friend brings over a bottle of wine to share. A best friend brings two.

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