You’re not truly a parent till you’ve swatted blindly into the back seat of the car, hoping to connect with a kid.

You’re not truly a parent till you’ve swatted blindly into the back seat of the car, hoping to connect with a kid.

Funny Somewhat Topical Ecard: I have a Super Power. All the dirty laundry, dishes, floors, I'm the only one that sees them in this house.

Funny Somewhat Topical Ecard: I have a Super Power. All the dirty laundry, dishes, floors, I'm the only one that sees them in this house.

I flipping hate this. Yes I get help with food and have an iPhone and i work my butt off. Food shouldn't be so damn expensive. All you women who are posting this shut up and go back to getting your nails and hair done and to living off your husbands paychecks...

I flipping hate this. Yes I get help with food and have an iPhone and i work my butt off. Food shouldn't be so damn expensive. All you women who are posting this shut up and go back to getting your nails and hair done and to living off your husbands paychecks...

My top 4 wishes are: to earn money without working, to be smart without studying, to love without being hurt and to eat without getting fat

My top 4 wishes are: to earn money without working, to be smart without studying, to love without being hurt and to eat without getting fat

5 Non-Evil Ways To Get People To Do What You Want, From Dan Pink--I would prefer "Do What Makes the World Better for All of Us"

5 Non-Evil Ways To Get People To Do What You Want, From Dan Pink--I would prefer "Do What Makes the World Better for All of Us"

Animate your ecards with the free Animate Me app. Make photos talk and move to the sound you apply - Turn this ecard into a funny video ecard! http://www.animatemeapp.com/get

Animate your ecards with the free Animate Me app. Make photos talk and move to the sound you apply - Turn this ecard into a funny video ecard! http://www.animatemeapp.com/get

Funny Friendship Ecard: I hate when people say 'He's a nice person once you get to know him' They might as well just say 'He's a douche, but you'll get used to it'.

Funny Friendship Ecard: I hate when people say 'He's a nice person once you get to know him' They might as well just say 'He's a douche, but you'll get used to it'.

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