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Why, yes, I CAN multi-task. I can text, eat, browse Pinterest, and watch TV all at the same time | eCards
Haha no seriously this ecard is about my days off work lmao how lame
I can multi-task! Funny ecard
Ecards yes I can multitask
Ha ha! So true! #ecards
my life as an ecard...
Funny Pinterest ecard
And everyday I fail
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And I fail everyday...miserably. Epic fail on the daily
or ice cream, or any other treat that's no good for me!
And I fail everyday...miserably. And ice cream!!!
Seriously ... But the top 2 fail miserably lol
If this was true I'd fail miserably everyday
every day is an epic fail on that front :)
And I fail everyday... miserably!
Story of my life...
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Omg yes, I hate people who think they're entitled to multiple parking spots, or the people who make parking spots!!
Take up two spots? Hate you. Crooked? Hate you. Pulled up so far you are in the parking spot in front of you? Hate you. Didn't pull up enough so the back of your car in still in the road? Hate you. Parked next to me when I was there first and now I can't get in my door because you are so close? HATE YOU.
Asshole (or dumb bitch) in the big truck you can't seem to park in just one parking spot... We don't think you're cool, we think you're an idiot!
To the person whose Toyota SUV takes up 2 of the close parking spots in the ramp EVERY SINGLE DAY.
I have a steadfast theory. If you back into parking spots, you're an asshole. It's 99% accurate.
haahahaaa soooo true... the ones that like to back up into a parking spot lol
Dear Drivers Who Back-In the Parking Spot While I'm Waiting on You, ...
To the jackasses who take up three parking spots at the grocery store
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Relatable Post #2512--That kill me moment when you think you're done with the dishes and you turn around and see those pots on the stove. So true. Every. Single. Time.
hahaha, every single time!! ... click this image for lots more #Funny pics & hilarious #quotes
I laughed because it's true but seriously… it's not funny when I do it EVERY time :(
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Funny Saying ~ Cleaning Dishes! Story of my life!
Every single time. Never fails. :/ < Truth!
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Cleaning with kids in the house is like brushing your teeth while eating Oreos! #kids #lol #funny #cleaning #house
dental humor: cleaning with kids in the house is like brushing your teeth while eating Oreos
#kids #lol #yourecards #someecards #funny #cleaning #teaching #parents
This is what my life is reduced to. BOARDING SCHOOL!
It definitely feels that way some times....
Story of my life, so freakin' true.
Story of my life today :-)
Story of my life. Sigh.
Oh so true!
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Every time, especially during this Girl Scout Cookie Season...
Especially during Girl Scout cookie season.
or brownies, or ice cream, or cupcakes...
specifically ... double-stuff Oreos
or after I eat a milkshake.....
Ain't this the truth!!
totally me! :/
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I wonder this each and every day - maybe it's not everyone else and it is just those with whom I am forced to interact.
Oh my!! The world would be such a smarter place if everyone had to work with the public at some point in their life..ha ha
Funny Workplace Ecard: After years of working with the public, I have to wonder: Are people really that dumb, or am I just that much smarter than everyone else?
There have been times when people tell me I'm smart and I start to say, "I don't think I'm that smart. You're just stupid." But I stop myself before the second sentence so I end up sounding self-deprecating.
All public service positions (ie nurses, police, paramedics, firefighters, etc) -I think this often!
Funny Workplace Ecard: After years of working with the public, I have to wonder: Are people really that dumb, or am I just that much smarter than everyone else? My coworkers would def agree with this one...
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Boys could learn so much from these ecards.
my husband knows this well....
Excellent relationship advice
Haha. but really....
This is GOOD advice.
Words of wisdom
haha so true.
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"I'm SOOO tired! My stomach hurts..." kids and cleaning up ecard #ecard #humor For more quotes and jokes, check out my FB page: https://www.facebook.com/ChanceofSarcasm
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I couldn't decide whether or not to put this in "Funny" or "Truth"
hahahahahahahaha this made me literally laugh out loud! SO TRUE!
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Funny, but true! Here's to raising kids that will NOT grow up like this!
I pinned this to my "funny" board, but it's not really funny, huh?
This one is not really funny to me....it's more scary actually.
Here's to raising kids that will NOT grow up like this!
Not really funny, but true.
Be afraid. Funny, but true.
Seriously. Funny but true.
Funny but true. And sad.
Not so funny, but true
Life's short, wear your party pants! sequin love ♥
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Life's short, wear your party pants! sequin love <3 #quotes
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Life's short, wear your partypants!
I understand that this can be seen in different ways, but to me it just sounds like the creepiest pickup line ever.
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I told my therapist about you. Tap for more funny picture messages! - @mobile9 | #humor #funny #quotes
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So, ive actually experience this, and it's actually really weird. Like you'll be talking about something all of sudden they're just like I told my therapist about you or something, and instead of being all sweet like they think it's going to be it's literally just the creepiest thing ever. It just makes you want to ask questions and like why did you tell him about me and Bubba Bubba Bubba blah but yeah it's weird runaway if it happens to you.
i told my therapist about you. (ROFL - I'm sorry. I don't know why I find that so funny.)
This would be funny in the medicine cabinet...I told my therapist about you.
Pretty award thing to hear: I told my therapist about you.
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I adore this print - it's on my Christmas list but if I don't get it, I'm going to buy it for myself!
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#ModernArt by Craig Damraurer. Thought we'd share before To See as Artists See: American Art from the Phillips Collection leaves the Frist Center May 6.
Every time I see modern art I say "I could do that!" and inevitably every time someone says "yeah, but you didn't"
Modern Art = I Could Do That + Yeah, But You Didn't.......by Craig Damrauer
The best response. Modern art = I could do that + Yeah, but you didn't
One of my fave quotes, this is actually on my fridge!
modern art = I could do that + yeah, but you didn't
Modern Art by Craig Damrauer Photo
My thoughts... on Modern Art
Modern art - LOL so true.
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Thats right! What do you call a shitty friend? An ex friend who is also a shitty mother to boot! If you happen to find another suicide letter from your 10 year old in her backpack, consider yourself lucky you even got a second chance and actually do something about it instead of pretending it didnt happen. Take care of your kid before you find her hanging in the closet you drunk bitch!
Thats right! What do you call a shitty friend? An ex friend who is also a shitty mother to boot!
Thats right! What do you call a shitty friend? An ex friend.
Plain and simple lol #funny #ecards
Yep! There it is!
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It's a bird, it's a plane... No wait, it's the flying fuck I don't give. Gotta love Superman style jokes with a flying fuck twist. Lol ;D Lois
It's a bird, it's a plane... No wait, it's the flying fuck I don't give. ( I just found this funny) he he
Bad grammar aside....hilarious!
This is so wrong, but so funny!
Haha! SO true, some days!
My new motto!
Yeah, it's not in there..
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I hate it when you open the fridge and can't find what you were looking for. Like happiness and perfect abs. Lol! Fitness humor, funny ecards
Free, Lunch/Dinner Ecard: I hate it when you open the fridge and can't find what you were looking for. Like happiness and perfect abs.
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I'll just keep pinning funny stuff to get those perfect abs...
I always stock up on perfect abs in my fridge!
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Laughed. then got sad.
truth right there
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Or the sound of silence - when they are screaming I know they are still alive and have not killed each other
Needs to be amended to "the sound of broken glass, the smell of smoke, or a long period of silence."
Parent of 3. Screaming no longer faces me. I now only get up for children at the sound of broken glass or the smell of smoke.
Seriously ---> SERIOUSLY DEMENTED THAT MOTHERS THINK THIS "SO TRUE" AND S||IT.
not even a mother and already like this :) # Pin++ for Pinterest #
LOL! I know these mom's! Or when the kids are TOO quiet!
being the mother of four boys....this is true.
Or that sound of a mixer behind a closed door.
Yes, I've felt this way.
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so true... and these are the days I usually make it extra classy by adding booze!!!
OMG there are days I feel like this-it made me laugh out loud
Come on. Laugh. You know you want to.. . . ROFLMAO!
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bitccchhhh, story of my life.
seriously laughed out loud
hahahahah me on a bad day
Monday mornings! So true
All the time