When a woman is upset / I like humorous embroidery.It's a lot of work for a smile.
And breakfast. And lunch. I totally feel like this most days ;
I'm always disappointed
I'm always disappointed when a liars pants don't catch on fire!
"I don't have to get all dressed up like I'm going to Wal-Mart or something. "People Of Wal-Mart"?I'm not sure I could handle "People Of Dollar Palace"!
Deja VU , Deja Voo, Deja Moo, The feeling that you've heard this Bull before, Funny
21 Jokes For Super Smart People
I want to give this to my Algebra teachers SO BAD Hahahaha! This is a gift to all the Math nerds out there (I'm one of them)
Menopause Humor: Mood swings… available every 10 minutes.
Application for Permission to Date My Daughter. Dads have taken this whole "Dating my daughter" thing to far
Some pressing pregnancy questions answered. So funny and so true!
Ultimate Excuse Generator.
The excuse creator. "Sorry I'm late, a British chap crapped in my gas tank"
Today’s housekeeping tip.ha ha ha, that's funny!
I hate voicemails. I don't have a voicemail box for this reason. Either text me or I'll see that you called and call back when I get a chance.
It is quotes like this who have my husband double guessing what I really mean, When I say "What?" I mean "What?" Maybe I'm not wired like most women, but I mean what I say and I say what I mean, the first time.
Fifty Shades Of Funny: The Best Of The 50 Shades Of Grey (good thing I havent read it!
Funny christmas quotes - what are your wishes this year? For more funny quotes visit www.
Anti-easter bunny crappy-crap of the day.
check out this picture and have a great laugh! Bad Easter Egg Dye Job online Easter Comic is very funny, One Easter Egg says to the others, check out the dye job on that tramp! the cool comic Easter Chick Say