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Just one in a long list of books that will occupy my 'still being written' shelf.

Things I say & why I need this.I will punch you in the face. I wanna punch them in the face. They need to be punched in the face. Im want to punch some people in the face.

I would laugh so hard

A waitress with a sense of humor…

He spilled his drink everywhere, waitress returned with this.i will do this when im waitressing

More Than Sayings: Fun

funny halloween tombstone sayings. Died from not forwarding that text message to 10 people.

Mother knows best! #MothersDay

Washing instructions Clothes Label says Or give it to your mother She knows how to do it. washing clothes in college away form mom,

Valentine's Day Funnies - The Spring Mount 6 Pack

Some Very Nontraditional Valentine's Day Cards

I love you like a back alley hooker loves crack. Guess what card my baby is getting for Valentine's?

I'm the mum that always finds everything in our house

If people winked in real life as much as they domain text messages this world would be a pretty creepy place (funny, humor, LOL, hilarious)

FRIENDS FOR LIFE. @Ade Chong @Priya Balraju @Mavis @Abel Weiming @Kieran Teh @Kenneth Ang @Vivienne Tan  @Ix Wong @Hock Khek @Colin Goei

You drink too much. You swear too much. You have no morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend! Peck & Rowton your my besties!

Last Valentine's Day my brother sent me this and said "this seems like something you would think is funny......."  How my family knows my sense of humor :D

Peggy is a whore. lol, I got this from my friend via email. I lmao. Peggy had many valentine car-: 15 while only had one., Peggy is a where. "Viola doesn't swallow" what are You looking over here for there are green buttons to press