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I should keep chalk in my car! Genius!


I wish I could have used this excuse…

Haha XD

PERFECT! I would use these everyday!!


Just let me sleep…

That'd be great bahaha

I wonder if I’ve ever walked by a murderer who looked at me and thought ‘nah, not that one’

My great grandma started giggling at a barbecue and when I asked what's funny, she said "everyone here is alive because I got laid"

exactly that face hahaha @Yadira Goodpaster

hahahaha, oh my gosh. I want one of these.