Meet Sir Stuffington, a one eyed kitty who survived a raccoon attack and was saved by a kind person along with his 2 brothers. He was left with a smile resembling a pirate – and, cute pirate that he is. HIS EYE PATCH! AHHHHHHHHH MY HEART IS BURSTING.
Squirrel: I'm sorry to bother you but the bird feeder is empty. (A squirrel, my mother named Petey, once got on the porch railing and rang the doorbell because he wanted some peanuts!) Now I call all squirrels, "Petey"