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I love Arsenic and Old Lace.This quote is so funny in the movie.

If I answer, you're special ;)

I hate voicemails. I don't have a voicemail box for this reason. Either text me or I'll see that you called and call back when I get a chance.

And gossiping about the countries who've really let their border control go.

These Are Just Facts, You Guys

Less stressful than war. If women ruled the world there would be no wars. Just a bunch of jealous countries not speaking to each other.

How funny "can this day get any worse" LOL I am guessing allot of us say this :)

I can relate: Dear life, when I asked if my day could get worse, it was a rhetorical question not a challenge.

Ha ha! So, I guess this answers my own question a few posts ago about whether it is cool to comment your own post! I'm high fiving myself...

this isnt funny the thought of someone high fiving themself energetically! is super funny


I know too many dorito girls. Or maybe just too many girls who look like they had their hands in the doritos bag (spray tan)

..... unless you're under 30 and can have a conversation without saying "like", "um", "you know", and "I mean" a thousand times.

I'm silently correcting your grammar.not only am I silently correcting you spoken grammar,I am correcting your written grammar!

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I HATE SPIDERS.but this is funny! I just tried to kill a spider with hairspray. He's still alive, but his hair looks outstanding.

This happens too often

I've never ended up sending it to the wrong person, but I've definitely had the mini heart attack when you THINK you've sent it to the wrong person.

so true.

Is this true, ladies? Is there a secret stash of cookies? Break them bad boys out cause I want me a cookie!

dinosaur - well I"m not but my husband and daughter will want one!

"If history repeats itself, I'm so getting a dinosaur. Do you think there's room in your backyard for a dinosaur?

Taking your bra off at the end of a super long day...

I've thought about marketing a 'Bra Rack' for just this very thing.for right at the back door. Too bad I live with 4 boys.


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Guilty! Happens every night..

I do this from the basement to the top of the stairs every night after using the treadmill.

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