I want to be the reason you look down at your phone and smile. Then walk into a pole.

Trust me, when I woke up this morning I had no plans to be this sexy. But shit happens.

Haha

You're In My Inappropriate Thoughts #funny #quotes #sexy #typhography #captions #sex #desire

I don't have a dirty mind. I have a sexy imagination :)

hahaha @Nick Brisson so apart from the screaming thing - clearly this means I like you a little bit.

Real marriage...this is cute.

after every single argument...so far so good!

Love this!!!!!

I've been single for a while and I have to say. It's going very well. Like..its working out. I think I'm the one.

Yes!

This is so Orrin Wesley!! I love you baby doll! You are my life! My smile! My love! My world! I'm so proud of you!!! You're PERFECT for ME!

"If she growls, throw chocolate at her from a safe place"

So true!!!!

Hahaha! Been there done that!!! OO never again. Not worth it.

Guilty...although I think my mind is under attack constantly, I don't choose to entertain those thoughts. It's extremely difficult not to at times especially the way women dress nowadays. One reason I love fall so much is women put more clothes on. O:-)

daily odd compliment

LOL!