Your children while they clean their room: 1%cleaning 30%complaining 69%playing with stuff they just found.

Your children while they clean their room: 1%cleaning 30%complaining 69%playing with stuff they just found.

Every day at work I wonder if this is going to be the day I accidentally scream, 'SHUT THE FUCK UP!' out loud instead of just in my head. @Tracy Stewart Stewart Stewart Stewart Stewart Stewart Combs

Every day at work I wonder if this is going to be the day I accidentally scream, 'SHUT THE FUCK UP!' out loud instead of just in my head. @Tracy Stewart Stewart Stewart Stewart Stewart Stewart Combs

Or just cleaning while Cody is in the house  but I love him nonetheless. At least I have someone to love and clean up after.

15 Must See E-Cards for Moms

Or just cleaning while Cody is in the house but I love him nonetheless. At least I have someone to love and clean up after.

It's missing a comma. Grammar Win: That awkward moment when you're not sure if you actually have free time, or if you're just forgetting everything.

Our 5 favorite nursing memes on Tumblr this week - May 29

It's missing a comma. Grammar Win: That awkward moment when you're not sure if you actually have free time, or if you're just forgetting everything.

I'm sorry you're mad because you just found out the world doesn't revole around you. Here, let me pour you a tall glass of get over it.

I'm sorry you're mad because you just found out the world doesn't revole around you. Here, let me pour you a tall glass of get over it.

A man's day off is 'his day off' A woman's day off is time to catch up with the housework....

A man's day off is 'his day off' A woman's day off is time to catch up with the housework....

Please don't judge me for the ecards you see on my pinterest board. I have no control over the humor I find in them.

Please don't judge me for the ecards you see on my pinterest board. I have no control over the humor I find in them.

This job is a test. It is only a test. Had it been an actual job, you would have received Raises, promotions and other signs of appreciation.

This job is a test. It is only a test. Had it been an actual job, you would have received Raises, promotions and other signs of appreciation.

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