Wow... Im so tiny and this morning I went to my mom ( im dressed in 4 big (compared to me) size 18 buff jackets, and she's all like "WHAT DID YOU EAT?!?!" I ended up wearing a tight tee and a light jacket. Wow!
Hahaha yes! (My fave part is the "Suggest highly improbable consequences." ...the example using feral cats as a probable next step to leaving dirty dishes in the sink is spot on and hilarious — How to write a passive aggressive note