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Funny Cry for Help Ecard: You know that amazing feeling when you go to bed knowing your entire house is clean?

Most things can be improved by one of five things: cheese, bbq sauce, melted butter, ranch dressing, or chocolate.

I would add bacon to this list- Most things can be improved with five things: cheese, BBQ sauce, melted butter, ranch dressing and chocolate.

Free, Wedding Ecard: If at first you don't succeed try doing it the way your wife told you!

Free and Funny Weddings Ecard: If at first you don't succeed try doing it the way your wife told you!

I love you so much my darling, but the second your father comes home I'm gonna bust out of here like I'm escaping Alcatraz.

Funny Baby Ecard: I love you so much my darling, but the second your father comes home I'm gonna bust out of here like I'm escaping Alcatraz. Don't we all have days like this.

Funny Confession Ecard: The only reason women are crazy is because men do stupid things to make us go crazy. No stupidity=no.

Funny Confession Ecard: The only reason women are crazy is because men do stupid things to make us go crazy. No stupidity=no craziness.

When I was growing up there was no 'she's a kid' excuse when I misbehaved. There was 'you do that again and I'll knock you into next week! . ☀CQ #southern

Free, Reminders Ecard: When I was growing up there was no "she's a kid" excuse when I misbehaved. There was "you do that again and I'll knock you into<

Rubbermaid works well for this, too.

Funny Confession Ecard: Tupperware is so handy for those times when you feel like throwing out your food another day. this is our family in an ecard.

I don't even know wtf you are trying to make sense of. How much clearer did u need it to be for u? YOU WERE NEVER GOING TO HAVE A CHANCE. IT WAS FREAKING BUSINESS. PERIOD. You getting all moppy and down about it only shows the pure patheticness you carry. He's fucking married. You weren't  trying to be his friend bitch who u trying to lie to, Me or yourself? 5 years later your dumb ass still has hope for some delusion you play in your head. It will NEVER be reality.

They seem to be making their daily personal challenge. It's really unbelievable how stupid people can be.

Funny Stuff: Mommy’s On The Phone

It's more like "Mom is on the phone, lets play 20 questions, and ask her if I can do all the things she said no about 2 minutes ago." said ALL of my children.

When a woman says "do whatever you want" do NOT do whatever you want.

Funny Confession Ecard: When a woman says 'do whatever you want' do NOT do whatever you want.

Just when I think that my daughter inherited nothing from me, she trips over her own feet and slams into a wall. Then I say to myself, "Oh, there I am!" | Family Ecard

Oh my I so hope mine and Leon's little girl will never inherit these genes. Then on second thought it will be super fun to see it happen to someone else for once in my life lol ;

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