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What is funny about this is that Kurt introduced me to Chipotle when we were dating. He should have just proposed then and saved time! :)

::note:: I don't like Chipotle. But my husband loves it. And He loved this ecard

I seem like a good idea at first until the real you showed its ugly insides to the world.

That is hilarious! I always giggle when I see people with red shirts and khaki pants that don't work at Target!

i hate when people do this

Ha ha ha I yell at my family when they tag me. I will delete friends if they tag me in photos.

Best Friendship Quotes of the Week | Quotes Words Sayings

Best Friendship Quotes of the Week

Funny Family Ecard: My sister asked where Nicaragua was. I said, 'Central America.' She said, 'Oh so near Kansas?' I see a pole and body glitter in her future.


'Sorry Your Sick Day Is Due To Actual Sickness': 10 Of The Most Hysterical Get Well E-Cards

Free and Funny Drinking Ecard: I'm way too sick for work but should be fine for happy hour.

All I want to do is fucking marry Ryan Gosling. Via someecards

The "Situation" is not a man. He's a poor excuse for a male. There's a difference.

YES those were the real men and YES what did happen? hard to find a good looking man in tight fitting jeans anywhere let alone a suit and a good haircut.

It's either cold enough for uggs or warm enough for shorts... It cannot be both!

It's either cold enough for Uggs or warm enough for shorts. And even then, uggs are boots, wear them to keep your feet warm, not as a fashion statement!

Eyebrows never lie

a good life philosophy. This is totally a quote but it needs to be in this section. Cause eyebrows are a beauty thing. And I HATE fucked up eyebrows/

This is in NO way any reference to my husband, seriously...just know some women who SHOULD feel this way! LOL

Delaney’s World Chuckle for the Day #38