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I'll stop being a sarcastic bastard when you stop being a stupid ...

I'll stop being a sarcastic bastard when you stop being a stupid fuck

Your ignorance is disturbing - some actually begin to believe their own lies for the sake of their image.

ignorance is bliss but I find yours rather disturbing

That's why ya don't drink Fireball around your best friends or a group that has grown too large for your comfort level ;)

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This gave me my first laugh of the day.

Hate mornings wishing I was drunk .

Funny, that's what the rape joke and song apologists tell victims. "Jeez don't be so offended". Isn't it strange how you can't apply the same bullshit to their issues. even though, (unlike rape victims)... they brought it on themselves

It’s a joke not a dick don’t take it so hard

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This is so true. And I love that this is totally how most of my friends' stories start!

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Bad luck

Some people really do have bad luck when it comes to thinking. I'm just gonna go with this.

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Funny pictures about I'm in love with my bed. Oh, and cool pics about I'm in love with my bed. Also, I'm in love with my bed photos.

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Throw the fucking dice and you'll crap out as far as I'm concerned.

All aboard!

Some people ride the crazy train… I drive the motherfucker

I imagine Axle lying in bed one of his first nights at Valery's place and thinking of all the things he did not eat. And then making a pledge to himself that he WILL eat more tomorrow!

live life with no regrets. My life motto.

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If only someone heard the comments/views about performance that aren't/haven't been spoken. Crushed would be too light a word. Eeeewwww to max.

I offended you with my opinion? You should hear the one I keep to myself.