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you'll usually hear me say "I'm not going to ask you again! now go put on your clothes!!!" guilty RIGHT AFTER I just said i wouldn't say it!!!

My Children Have Turned Me Into A Serial Liar (Mommy Truth)

"I'm not going to ask you again.My children have turned me into a serial liar. Day in the life of parenting.

Hee hee.  I think we've all felt like this at one time.  :p

Put your big girl panties on and deal with it, they say. But what if I can't find my big girl panties?

Energy cannot be created or destroyed, just changed. Potential energy comes from the foods we eat. When talking about weight loss, there are three components of balanced energy, which include calorie intake, calories stored, and calories expended. When the amount of calories taken in equals the amount of calories being expended (burned), there is balance and the body's weight is stable.

Scientists have been lying to us for years. Here is the real definition of calories. Scientists have been lying to us for years. Here is the real definition of calories. Scientists have been lying to us for years. Here is the real definition of calories.

Yep, a sense of humor is a necessity.  The only thing that keeps me sane some days!

Parenting without a sense of humor is like being an accountant who sucks at math. In that accountant but not that parent.

motherhood humor... This is so true. I feel excited to go to the grocery store ALONE these days!

i never thought grocery shopping would be a vacation but, alone, it is! I remember those days however I really don't like visiting the grocery store

Seriously!  Liking your own status is ridiculous...and annoys me immensely!  Obviously you like it or you wouldn't feel the need to post it...so don't go "liking" it, it's dumb...REAL DUMB!

this isnt funny the thought of someone high fiving themself energetically! is super funny

hahaha true @Michelle Archuleta            Mother and daughters day out. LOL

How I feel every time. I hate having my eyebrows waxed, resulting in some pretty wicked eyebrows of the time and every time I get a pedicure, they ask "chew wohnt you eyebrows done?

True statement.

If stress burned calories, I'd be a supermodel. so true!

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Women Are Angels. And When Someone Breaks Our Wings, We Simply Continue To Fly On A Broomstick We’re Flexible Like That ~ Clever Quotes

Yep

Rocking a baby to sleep is actually a lot less like a Johnson & Johnson commercial and a lot more like wrestling a 20 lb bag of snakes. (SO true!

I guess Im doing my job, I hear "you're mean!" 387463483 times a day :)

HAHA I hope my kids don't think "I'm mean," though. But Mom vs Grandma. I know my grandma always won that one when I was a kid.

Arrgh ...... it's the end of the world as we know it!      hahaha

I have noticed the house a little dustier and the bathrooms need cleaning. awww heck, I just found one more thing to Pin. I'll just clean tomorrow!

hi i am a pinoholic - Google Search

Pinsomnia - Inability to get enough sleep because is bloody addicting, This is so true.I blame my friend Erica for this addiction!

LOL – Doesn’t take long to get that ‘lived in’ look again!

Funny Clean House Joke - "Yesterday I cleaned my house, which is dumb because we still live here.

so true- also where I get ideas and keep a notebook by my bed for that purpose!

yep, i should keep a pad and pen next to my bed so i can remember it in the morning

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